Super Call Super Retort A DH to his darling wife on the phone.. “ where are you sweetie?” Wife thought for a while and responded In a long drawn sentence: “ on the way to kitchen from our foyer next to hall, close to bed room entrance” DH: “ Have you gone mad or what? Instead of just saying - I am at home...” Wife answered back at once: “ you must be the mad one. You had phoned up landline and so I could answer you only that way”
Yes, sometimes husbands do call their wives via landline. But, that's not because they are mad, the reason is different.
In this joke spouse calls her DH endearingly “mad”. Such calling by womenfolk out of love and affection, generally many DH Seems to enjoy secretly and or ignore.