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  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello:
    It is quite evident with COVID around one eye looks up toward heaven and the other downwards - the hell.
    A capture of living in-present moment!

    Thanks and Regards.
     
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    A Guy was chatting with a female (never met her directly). (Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s )

    Hero: Hey…GM ()… How’s u doing today?

    Female: VGM… Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat.

    Hero: wow… am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat.

    Female: Yep… me too feel the same…. Brb (be right back)’ll get some Coffee.

    Hero: OK (Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

    Manager: Hey, I need some help from you.

    Hero: [ This lady always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.

    Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

    Hero: I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

    Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

    (Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)

    Female: Hey, am back.

    Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She’s kinda….. keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work.

    Female: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

    Hero: Yep, u rite!!

    Female: Hey, can u do me a favor.

    Hero: sure, why not.

    Female:: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it’s real Urgent for me to work this out.

    Hero: hey, that’s a one-hour’s work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. ok?

    Female: : THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT…. YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
     
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    :hello:Vadivelu:“Whatever happens it is between you & me. It should never go beyond this bedroom. Understand”
    Spouse: but then, what to do you bloke? when I whack you, you cry so loudly that entire colony wakes up & hears it.
     
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