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    *WELDING & WEDDING:*


    An engineer was asked: "What is the Technical Difference between welding and wedding ...."
    He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.......In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever; whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever ..."
     
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    A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct !
    Read his answers and have a blast.

    Q.1 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?

    Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page..

    Q.2 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..

    Ans. - Marriage..

    Q.3 - Ganga Flows in which State ?..

    Ans. - Liquid State..

    Q.4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..

    Ans.- On His Birthday..

    Q.5 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..

    Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

    Q. 6- Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???

    Answer :

    Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, "No man can be punished twice for same offence."
     
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