. *WELDING & WEDDING:* An engineer was asked: "What is the Technical Difference between welding and wedding ...." He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.......In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever; whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever ..."
A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct ! Read his answers and have a blast. Q.1 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page.. Q.2 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.. Ans. - Marriage.. Q.3 - Ganga Flows in which State ?.. Ans. - Liquid State.. Q.4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.. Ans.- On His Birthday.. Q.5 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?.. Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!! Q. 6- Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...??? Answer : Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, "No man can be punished twice for same offence."