VINTAGE FUN A SHAKESPEAREAN STORY Who were the bride and the bridegroom? Romeo and Juliet. When did he propose? Twelfth Night. What did he say? As you like it. From where was the ring obtained? The Merchant of Venice. Who were the chief guests? Antony and Cleopetra, Troilus and Crissida. Who were the bridegroom's friends? The Two Gentlemen of Verona. Who prepared the wedding breakfast? The Merry Wives of Windsor. What was the honeymoon like? A Mid Summer Night's Dream. How would you describe their quarrel? The Tempest. What was their married life like? Comedy of Errors. What was the bridegroom's chief occupation? The Taming of the Shrew. What did she give him? Measure for Measure. What did their friends say? All is Well that Ends Well.
He asked his new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in. She said - Cheque books duly signed. The easiest way to make old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars. Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. A beautiful woman nurse who holds patient hand for one full minute and then expects his pulse to be normal. Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat. Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! Q: What's the similarity between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so throughout your life. What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary? One says "Good morning, boss". The other says "It's morning, boss."
