I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
A snail mama goes shopping and asks her snail child: “Should I get you anything?” - “Yeah, could you get me yoghurt please?” - Two weeks later the snail mama comes back: “Strawberry or vanilla?
Station Master and a Lady Passenger A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train. Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train? Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train. Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore? Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it. Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore? Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore! The passenger fainted!
Teacher told Johnny to write an essay of 100 words. Johnny thought for a moment and stared to write. “I went to call my puppy in for the night and I called “puppy, puppy, puppy…..”.!
Teacher to Danny: Danny, why you are not writing? Danny: Ma’am, I don’t has a pen Teacher: Danny, you said a wrong sentence. The correct form is I don’t have a pen, he doesn’t have a pen and we don’t have a pen. Danny: oh Ma’am! Who stole all the pens then?!
During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”. Husband replied to pour some warm water on them. After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”!
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. LJOHNY: Me!
