What is the Cock telling the Hen? - Contest for Sep 2008

Cock to Hen,:idea
oh dear ,how did u bear the weight of the baby Elephant...
my worry is how v r going to give food to this???? :crazy
this is western countries cock so it won't take it seriously of baby elephant;-) but it'll show the love towards elephant,like saying my kids & ur kids are playing with our kidsrotfl

 

Cock to hen :-

"Hey.... Did you get the payment from the Elephant Couple" Rant..If not start right now !!! .We'll collect it...."

 

Cock to hen -- Oh dear, love you for this priceless gift in this world :kiss
You made me proud father and now we will remain in history forever!!

lol.... :thumbsup

 

How often have I told you
Not to eat those damned GM grains?
I thought only man didn’t have brains
He goes around medling with nature
He has made frog skinned tomatoes
Lizard okra or what?
Not to leave out the potatoes
And brinjals…rice and soya

Now you go eating that stuff
I could kill you for that
Now see we have an elephant kid
From dear hatched egg…!!
Raise an elephant can you?
If he doesn’t grow up to smash you
I will ….!!!!

(GM ..genetically monitered)


sathya

 

Dear Twinsmom,
i liked ur dialogue:thumbsupBig Laugh:crazy

 

Hey twinsmom,
your comment is so hilarious, you rock yaar!

 

Cock is holding hen's neck out of love and saying " Arasiyala edhellam sagajammappa "........heheheh:thumbsup

 

Cock to Hen : "SO THAT'S WHat U were upto behind my back,....cockkkkcocck,..grrrrr, cockkkkcockkkRantRantRantRantRant"

preiyaBig Laugh

 

The cock,”Tell me old woman,so you were fooling around with that stupid elephant,when I was away,that’s how you have ended up with an elephant baby,Tell me the truth?”,he thunders at the hen.

The hen is absolutely happy that it was the elephant and not a chick that came out of the egg.She had been sick and tired of watching her chicks grow up and ,mercilessly killed by the men to satisfy their palate.One after one,till she prayed to Ganapathiappa,”Ganapathiappa.All men come to you with their problems,you solve them and give them joy.Now I am praying to you,”Let me not bear a chick and allow it to be crushed in the prime of its youth.Let the life within me perish inside,but let it not die at the hands of merciless men.Have pity on me”
Now Ganapathiappa has come out of the egg,glory be to him!
She just tried to whimpher,”I don’t know,I honestly don’t know how it happened”
Ganapathiappa is smiling,”Ihave saved the hen from it's suffering this time.What will happen next time,we will see at that time “and is trying to slip away.

 

cock to hen:

adi paavee... iduvuma... yaanai kutty pasiku namalooda soola pori aagathedeee...