Some snippets of how to keep your peace .. some from me , some from dear friends 1) Husband blames wife for spreading germs - since he got sick after her. Next time wife sleeps in the guest bed and doesnt enter the kithcen. Door Dash Soup! 2) Wife : what do I cook today? Husband : Dont bug me Wife now cooks whatever she wants . including the veggies he hates PLease share your own !!
1. Husband complains that wife doesn't know how to talk/behave with his people. Wife cooks and keeps it on dining table and goes out to meet her friends 2. Husband mentions a few dishes saying that his mom or sisters are their best in it. Wife stops preparing those items saying that she doesn't want him to forget that best taste.
1. Husband complains that wife hasn't cleaned the room even if it is spotlessly clean. Wife stops cleaning from then on until husband understood what an unclean room really looks like! 2. Husband says that mommy dearest cooks the best Indian dishes....wifey dearest starts cooking Italian and Chinese NEVER Indian!
1. Husband: - Mom cooks the best dosa... Wife: - Bhagwanji aapki maa to banaye rakhe aur aap achcha dosa khate rahein. Wife stops going to the kitchen and enjoys reading books in her now spare time