Men is incomplete until he´s married, then he´s finished. What is the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind and marriage and eye opener. What kind of institution is marriage? Where a man looses his bachelor´s degree and the woman finds her masters.
Some more, Husband goes to advocate for divorce. Husband: How much will it cost to get a divorce Advocate: Rs 5000 Husband: Pandit took only Rs 500 to get us married and you are charging Rs 5000? Advocate: You know the result of going cheap. ----------------------------------- GF: Your hair is not good. Cut it differently BF gets a new haircut after some time, GF: your dress sense is not good. wear something modern BF changes his wardrobe after some time GF: You eat too fast eat slowly BF starts eating slowly after some time GF: you should stop smoking BF stops smoking after some time GF: You have changed so much, you are not like when i first met you. Why did you change?
@Akanksha, so yurs has humor too greeeeaaaat, tell him thanks from the ladies here for great joke and keep on posting... im gonna win next joke battle against mine :coffee using this thread friendssmiley but that source is secret :shhh:
Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click "I Agree"........ ---------------------------------------------------------------- NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES :- If ur husband sends u romantic msgs then be very happy, but think who is sending those msgs to ur husband ? My job is over ....... Narayan Narayan !!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does
This joke is fav of my DH.. A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:evil:
Is Google male or female? Female obviously, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
When does a men realize he is old When he has Cholestrol - No When he had Diabetes - No When he has grey hair - No When he is not able to walk - No When he has reading glasses - No When he has dentures - No He realizes he is old when he starts loving his wife.
