Leave applications to muder English language!!!

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  1. reshmirn

    reshmirn Bronze IL'ite

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    See , how people write leave Applications.


    It's A murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It. (some of u must've already read it before..pls excuse..)

    The Leave Applications;)



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    This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

    "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."



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    Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."



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    From H.A.L . Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."



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    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"



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    An incident of a leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."



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    A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



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    Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."



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    Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."



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    Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."



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    Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



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    Letter writing:-
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."



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    A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.






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  2. sharadha

    sharadha Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Too good..Had a hearty laugh Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh.

    Thanks for sharingBow.
     
  3. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughMy God ... I can't stop laughing .. nice one friend ... Thanks for sharing here ... Regards, Suni... :)
     
  4. reshmirn

    reshmirn Bronze IL'ite

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    glad that i cud make someone laugh !
     
  5. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    JUST TOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD DEAR COULDNT HELP Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughSUNKAN
     
  6. sasisenthil

    sasisenthil New IL'ite

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    It's too good. could not control my laugh :)
     
  7. dipti255503

    dipti255503 New IL'ite

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    Too good, Thanx 4 sharing.
     
  8. Nandshyam

    Nandshyam IL Hall of Fame

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    Good ones !!!!
    reshmirn, lets not MuRder it too :)
     
  9. saanshre

    saanshre Junior IL'ite

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    really really hilarious.
     
  10. ashyprynia

    ashyprynia Bronze IL'ite

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    just feel like giving them leave laugh1smiley
     

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