The boy, who was a witness in court, was asked by a lawyer: "Did anyone tell you what to say in court?" "Yes, sir." "I thought so! Who was it?" "My father, sir." "And what did he tell you?" "He said the lawyers would try to get me all tangled up, but if I stuck to the truth, I would be all right." When the power went off at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria. She had to feed the children something, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches. As one little boy filled his plate, he said, "It's about time. At last -- a home cooked meal!"
One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given. The next year things were different, however. "The children came over in person to thank me," the grandparent told a friend triumphantly. "How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed. "What do you think caused the change in behavior?" "Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I didn't sign the checks."
Wife: Give me your phone for a second Husband: mg: Wait let me switch it on. Delete video. Delete picture. Delete music. Delete private folder. Delete number. Delete sms. Delete out goin calls. Delete incomin calls. Delete mms. Delete what's app. Delete bbm. Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete FORMAT Memory Card. Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!shakehead Wife: I just wanted to see the time... Husband: O heroine, time puch bhi to sakti thi....:bang :rotfl
Very Touching Prayer by a Little child.. Dear God, This X-Mas Please send Clothes for all those Poor Ladies in Daddy's Mobile...!! God: :shock: :shock: Santa buys tempo in wife's name & paints her name on it, Wife reads,slaps n divorces him as he wrote: SATWINDER KAUR FOR HIRE FULL DAY Rs 2000 NITE CHARGES XTRA
Mother to Son: Tipu sultan kaun hain ? Son : Pata Nahi Mother : Padhai pe dhyan do Son to Mother : Malti aunty kaun hain? Mother : Pata Nahi. Son : Papa pe Dhyan do
So Obama must be the president of America but when your wife asks you to switch seats...YOU SWITCH.:twisted: Look how grumpy Obama looks in the last pic :rotfl :rotfl
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. The mom and baby mouse were afraid but the Father Mouse jumped in front of the cat and and said, " Bovv.. Bovv..." The cat ran away. Baby mouse was so surprised by what happened asked "What was that, Father?". The father mouse replied "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?' . . Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir...sorrysmiley . . Police: Naam Bol :twisted: . Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga . . Police: Naam bol :evil: . . Ladka:"Trikulav attyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami" . . . Police (book band karke): :confused2: "chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!" :biglaugh
