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  1. Nov 8, 2012 #91
    g3sudha

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    At the height of an argument, the husband said: "Admit it, Cheryl, the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me $10 million."

    "Don't be ridiculous," she said. "I don't care who left it to you."
     
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  2. Nov 8, 2012 #92
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    Husband 1: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

    Husband 2: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

    :)
     
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  4. Nov 8, 2012 #94
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    One more..........

    Doctor: How is your headache now ?
    Husband Patient: Oh, she is out of town !!

    :)
     
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  5. Nov 8, 2012 #95
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    nice thread smriti
     
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    two friends were talking one of them was newly married the other friend is asking manju u like to read the books does u getting any time to read the books now which one u liked the most

    Answer from manju : my husband cheque book
     
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    A Lady called up her mother and said " Mom, I am not able to take anymore from my Husband. I am leaving him and coming to you right now"
    Mother " No dear! You can't do that. He has to pay for what he has done to you. I will come and stay there"
     
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  9. Nov 8, 2012 #99
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    A white couple gets a black child.
    Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
    Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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    Story of a truly brave man (that used to be):
    He arrives home......fully drunk......a latenight out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and asks: Hey, abhitak safai kar rahi ho?

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    A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
    Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
    Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

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    wife 2 husband-mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chalo.
    husband-chalo tayaar ho jao. petrol pump chalte hain..

    (Translation:
    wife to husband - take me for a trip to some costly place
    Husband - Comeon dear, get ready, we'll go to PETROL PUMP!!!)
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    A famous inspirational speaker said:
    "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
    Audience was in shock and silence..
    He added: "she was my mother"
    A big round of applause & laughter!

    A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
    After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
    "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
    standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

    by the time he gained his senses,
    he was on a hospital bed,
    recovering from burns of boiling water!

    Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
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    When a married man says:
    "I'll think about it" ,
    What he really means that,
    He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet. :wink:
     
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  10. Nov 8, 2012 #100
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    i wish i could say loud..
     
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