The God of the Loo

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Translation:

Kamalji,

My Japanese is not all that good, but I can manage a little writing.

oj
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Note: I used to be better around the time I wrote the story. Time, though a great healer, is the greatest of killers too!

oj

 

A very Hilarious post Sir!!!!! A very different use for Iron and Fevicol!!!! With technology advancing , these ideas may become a reality too!!!!! Who knows!!!!!
Enjoyed reading every bit of it Sir.

Regards,
Viji

 

yes kamalji..that was truly a STINKING post but still gave me something to :biglaugh:biglaugh so you have achieved what you wanted. from your readers.:thumbsup


balajee..OMG I was :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl.just the sort of fb for this sort of post. you guys are real FUN

 

Hi Kamalji
Well, we were always told that God is Everywhere. So I guess, HE/She can also be in the Loo.
Just like you to select such a highly informative news item and present it here for our edification. How else would we have known of Loo gods, inspired uses for Fevicol and Magnets, except from you , Prof. of Scatology at Indus University !

I can understand the idea behind symbolically flushing the bad luck or bad relationships down the drain. But how does flushing strengthen ties !

These days, toilets/bathrooms are called Glamourrooms. But putting lakhs on a potty sounds a bit too....potty !

Now dont tell me you typed this, sitting in the loo !

One beneficial bye- product of your loocious blog was the education on Jap. words we got from OJ-san .


(Balajee !:biglaughgroping:biglaugh)

 

OMG Kamalji I couldn't stop laughing at this "stinky" post...:rotfl

Oh you know when we vacationed in Las Vegas and were staying in this hotel "Venetian" - I cannot tell you how the bathroom was there...everything was in gold or gold plated maybe.......I mean the toilet seat, the counter tops and handles and I mean it was royalty really. I told my DH I just want to stay in this bathroom please......:rotflThe bathroom spelled money money money to us.

When we were going to India via Emirates I remember the toilets in Dubai, when you flush you get warm water......I remember after I flushed, I literally jumped off the toilet seat as the warm air sort of gushed at me....:biglaugh I ran to DH and told excitedly "can you believe it that they have warm water flush in the toilets". I thought afterwards, atleast my butt got a nice facial now.:rotfl


You are hilarious Kamalji I really enjoyed this one.......:rotfl


Jaya

 

Very Funny Kamalji,

What will it be next? A loo Chalisa? Loo Aarti?

I am sure you will be called on to provide your services for penning them.

But instead of them, you already have a ready remedy. Just donate the best quality alcohol to Kamalji Baba & aapke saare dukh dard mit jaayenge.

He He He you will be the winner in this.

But Kamalji, the Loo is the only place where you can read a novel un interrupted.

Reminds me of a joke:

What to the French call their Loo? La Loo.

Regards,

Corallux

 

Kamalji... one of the news channels I think BBC had this story about the gods of loo aired last evening on asia impact show... I really thought of you...
Imagine now even BBC has started tracking your posts for juicy bizzare stories!!!:thumbsup
K

 

dear kamalji

stinking post yes...
and you had us coming in
just because of the title...

if i am right
there are gold loos
and silver ones too...
must cost the earth
just to ****...?

we learnt a little bit of japanese
thanks to you
and perhaps we will learn a few more
before this loo goes up...!!

what would we name
the indian god of the loo...?

laughed aloud

sathya