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  1. Jan 11, 2009 #1
    ennaye

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    Hi girls have you read or heard of this description of MIL?

    M.I.L.D.E.W. = Mothers-In-Law Do Everything Wrong.:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    Just loved it!!

    How about some funny Mother-in-law jokes and anecdotes?
     
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  2. Jan 11, 2009 #2
    Malyatha

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    For her birthday, I got MIL a chair.

    Too bad that she won't plug it in.
     
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  3. Jan 11, 2009 #3
    ennaye

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    That was a good one, Malyatha. Couldn't stop the laughter!!

    Here's a Hubert Humphrey quote:

    Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
     
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    Sujimallige

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    In my case this saying can be as follows:

    Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother in law and a jealous sister in law.
     
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  5. Jan 12, 2009 #5
    SMG

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    Joke: Heartbroken

    It is a known fact that all daughters-in-law have problems with their mother-in-law.

    Anyway... One day the daughters-in-law all got together and decided to apologise to their mothers-in-law for everything they had supposedly done wrong.

    A week later the daughters-in-law decided to take their families (including their mothers-in-law) on a picnic.

    The mothers-in-law were all in one bus, which was the first to leave.

    On the way their bus had an accident and all the mothers-on-law died.

    The daughters-in-law were devastated but one in particular was more heart broken than the rest.

    Everyone tried to console her by telling her that at least her mother-in-law had died without any tension between them. But still she cried.

    Eventually when she was calm enough to speak the other women asked her, "Why are you crying so much? Was your mother-in-law that special?"

    The woman no sobbing uncontrollably replied... "No, she missed the bus!"
     
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  6. Jan 12, 2009 #6
    ennaye

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    <CENTER>Hi All, </CENTER><CENTER>Before everyone thinks badly of us for posting these jokes, let me share this beautiful poem. There are good mothers-in-law and good DILs also. I love mine.</CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER>Star Mother-In-Law</CENTER>
    <CENTER>Some mother-in-laws are possessive;
    Their child they still want to own.
    My mother-in-law’s love is like sunlight;
    On both of us it shone.</CENTER>
    <CENTER>Some mother-in-laws put you down;
    They think you’re not good enough.
    My mother-in-law shows approval,
    Affection, and other good stuff.</CENTER>
    <CENTER>Some mother-in-laws interfere;
    They think that they know best.
    My mother-in-law lets us be;
    She’s better than the rest.</CENTER>
    <CENTER>And so I just want to thank you
    For being who you are;
    You’ve made everything so easy;
    As a mother-in-law, you’re a star!</CENTER>
     
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    SMG

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    Lucky girl!!!
     
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    chocolate

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    Nice one. I wonder what wud be our take on our FIL's. I can write a book on that and it wud be a best seller thanks to all DIL's who have troublesome FIL's.
     
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    asha_karthik

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    oh yes chocolate.. nice one. i can contribute to ur book on FILs too in a big way. my FIL is enough to fill its pages.
     
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    ennaye

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    Here's another one:


    When the man came home, his wife was crying.
    "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.
    "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked.
    "I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."
    "And?"
    "At the end of the letter it was written: PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son."

    :lol:
     
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