Moms Will Be Moms!

*Moms will be Moms...*
doesn’t matter who you are...

Here is some Mom talk :

*Issac Newton's mother:*
"But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

*Archimedes's mother:*
"Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from bath to home? ...and, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

*Thomas Edison's mother:*
"Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"

*Abraham Lincoln's mother:*
"Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat and buy yourself a decent outfit."

*James Watt's mother:*
"If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."

*Graham Bell's mother:*
"You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."

*Galileo Galilei's mother:*
"What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."

*Samuel Morse's mother:*
"Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”

*Mona Lisa's mother:*
"After all that money your father and I spent on your braces to see, that the best smile you can give us is this ?"

*Michelangelo's mother:*
"Can't you paint on walls like other children ? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"

*Albert Einstein's mother:*
"But this picture gives you senior look. Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something...?"

*Bill Gates's mother:*
"You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any adult web-site."

*Danial Fahrenheit's mother:*
"Stop playing will boiling water and let me make tea."

*Robert Boyle's mother:*
"If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."

*Alessandro Volta's mother:*
"It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker. Silly fellow”

*Andre Marie Ampere’s mom:*
“Apart from fooling around all the time shall you ever find time to glance through your current books!”


*Christopher Columbus’ mother:*
"I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter !"


Cheers