Voice Over Niagara

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  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello:VOICE OVER NIAGARA:hello:

    Niagara Falls


    Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..

    These are the world's largest waterfalls. The sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now I request the Indian ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls...!!!"
     
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    nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    people always complained that I am damn loud. Didnt know the impression was worldwide.
    (loud not at workplace. but with friends/family when out)
     
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    :hello:Honesty pays rich dividends later if not now.

    Thanks and Regards.
     
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    :hello:When does the honey moon period end for the newly wed couple?

    when a husband says " I will be late for dinner"
    &
    wife leaves a note " dishes are in the fridge"
     
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    :hello:A pasteit note left on the small bulletin board in the kitchen for benefit of husband:
    I 'm in office.
    Dinner is on stove.
    You have to only light it.
    Gas is already open.
     
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    :D:D:D someone was really frustrated
     
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    :hello:ROF.
     

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