Humour IN & OUT OF WEDLOCK Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him... 'Nice perfume.....which one is it?... I want to give it to my wife..!!' Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 2. A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent, Edward doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him. Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him .... 3. Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz? Son : Don't know Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer? Mother : Don't know. Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also . 5. A cute excuse: Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Mom & dad were fighting. Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting? Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's.. 6. Wife: I hate that beggar. Husband: Why? Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on "How to Cook !!! 7. Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. Wife: Did u drink? Husband : oh no! Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!! Bereft humour even God can not help humans.
@Rampuri9 I presume you are back to IL AFTER A LONG HIATUS. WELCOME. I hope you would have read my blog on uppuma the latest! Thanks and Regards