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Poem - Be Nice To Your Wife

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  1. ChennaiExpress

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    Thank you for
    Sweetly Greeting
    Me Each Morning

    Thank you for
    Swiftly Answering
    My emails

    Thank you for
    Smiling at
    Me and Treating
    Me like a Flower

    But for G-d Sakes
    Can't you do
    The Same for your
    Wife

    Your Wife

    She is your Life

    She got
    Fat, Pudgy, Squishy

    Carrying your
    Children

    While You
    Scream At her
    On the Phone

    While You
    Go Off On
    Her for
    Feeding the kiddos
    Ramen Noodles

    Ramen Noodles


    If they are so
    Bad
    Keep them
    Out of the House

    Encourage and Praise
    Your Wife to
    Cook from
    Scratch

    From Scratch

    Love, Kindness, Affection

    Is from Scratch

    You won't find

    Love, Kindness, Affection

    From Female Coworker
    Who talks Gently
    Who walks Gently
    Who dresses Gently

    Love, Kindness, Affection

    Is what you FEED your
    Wife

    And allow her to to in
    Kind

    Stop screaming at
    Your wife
    Over the Phone

    If she was Smart
    Would she have
    Married you

    If she was Smart
    She would do the
    Yelling

    Be Nice To Your Wife

    The same way you
    Are Kind, Gentle, Attentive
    To Female Coworker

    Now transfer that
    Goodness to your
    Wife
     
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  2. silentlistener

    silentlistener Silver IL'ite

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    You should have posted the above in a men's forum.

    This is a women's forum. You should have written addressing to women, how to treat their husbands !! LOL !:blush:
     
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    Well, women can have a print out of this poem handy. That way when H starts berating them they can remind him that if she was smarter she wouldn't have married him.
     
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    Nonya Platinum IL'ite

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    Reminded me of that spelling-error joke:
    Husband went on business trip with colleagues, and wrote his wife the usual text message: "having a good time; I wish you were her"
     
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    Oh wow ... probably a common spelling error in real-life texts .... OUCH :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
     
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    :hello:the intended pun is well taken here in the community of husbands in different geographies. If husbands to be treated like a King then it follows that they should in turn treat their spouse as Queen. This essence you had put it succinctly in your simple sonnet. Thanks regards. God Bless us all.
     
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    Yes, wife should be treated as Queen, as sweet delicate Princess.

    In Sikhism, Man keeps name Singh, meaning Lion. Woman keeps name Kaur, meaning Princess, because really she is a delicate flower who nurtures.
     

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