Thank you for Sweetly Greeting Me Each Morning Thank you for Swiftly Answering My emails Thank you for Smiling at Me and Treating Me like a Flower But for G-d Sakes Can't you do The Same for your Wife Your Wife She is your Life She got Fat, Pudgy, Squishy Carrying your Children While You Scream At her On the Phone While You Go Off On Her for Feeding the kiddos Ramen Noodles Ramen Noodles If they are so Bad Keep them Out of the House Encourage and Praise Your Wife to Cook from Scratch From Scratch Love, Kindness, Affection Is from Scratch You won't find Love, Kindness, Affection From Female Coworker Who talks Gently Who walks Gently Who dresses Gently Love, Kindness, Affection Is what you FEED your Wife And allow her to to in Kind Stop screaming at Your wife Over the Phone If she was Smart Would she have Married you If she was Smart She would do the Yelling Be Nice To Your Wife The same way you Are Kind, Gentle, Attentive To Female Coworker Now transfer that Goodness to your Wife
You should have posted the above in a men's forum. This is a women's forum. You should have written addressing to women, how to treat their husbands !! LOL !
Well, women can have a print out of this poem handy. That way when H starts berating them they can remind him that if she was smarter she wouldn't have married him.
Reminded me of that spelling-error joke: Husband went on business trip with colleagues, and wrote his wife the usual text message: "having a good time; I wish you were her"
the intended pun is well taken here in the community of husbands in different geographies. If husbands to be treated like a King then it follows that they should in turn treat their spouse as Queen. This essence you had put it succinctly in your simple sonnet. Thanks regards. God Bless us all.
Yes, wife should be treated as Queen, as sweet delicate Princess. In Sikhism, Man keeps name Singh, meaning Lion. Woman keeps name Kaur, meaning Princess, because really she is a delicate flower who nurtures.