Costly Separation Of Payal Abdullah

Costly Separation Of Payal Abdullah


Payal Abdullah and hubby Omar Abdullah, the former CM of Kashmir have parted ways. Why they parted I don’t know and is not the subject for discussion here. I chose this subject to blog on, for she has asked the family court, for a monthly maintenance of 15 lakhs per month. Wow!

Omar Abdullah's estranged wife Payal Abdullah seeks maintenance of Rs 15 lakh - The Economic Times


She was occupying the government bunglow in Delhi even after Omar is no more the CM, and refused to part with it, till she was thrown out last month , bag and baggage. She has said, that the lifestyle that she has gotten used to , and to compensate for mental cruelty she has gone thru , she thinks 15 lakhs is fair compensation, 10 lakhs for herself and two kids, and 5 lakhs for accommodation.


Shakesphere said this about getting your pound of flesh. So he does not love u anymore and wants a divorce, does it mean she sucks him dry. Even if he is worth a 1000 crores for example, ask for a reasonable amount, and that too for a year or two, till u get a job and are on your feet. She is educated, well groomed, she can earn her own bread and butter, and be lavish in her lifestyle if she wants , but with her own hard earned money. Ladies are earning so well these days, why cant she?


As they stay, stay with yr wife, u only come to know how expensive she is when the judge announces the alimony. Seems to be the case here.But u have lawyers these days, most work on not on fees, but on percentage of what they will get for you.The cuts are steep, so friends stay happy with yr wife, otherwise u will have to eat out of the langar each night at a gurudwara .It pays to not annoy your wife.



The Snake and the Snorer


This one is classic. NDORE: A man bit asnakeinto two after it slithered into his mouth while he was sleeping here on Thursday . Vinod Raghuvanshi (28) loves his snooze so much that he didn't even notice when a snake crawled into his mouth or when he bit itsheadoff.

It was after his mother came into his room and screamed on seeing the blood on his mouth that he woke up. The rest of the snake was still wriggling on the floor. Raghuvanshi was taken tohospital, injected with anti-venomand is hale and hearty.

Man bites off snake's head after it slithers into mouth - Times of India


Snakes bite to kill. This snake was a kid maybe, a baby snake who had not yet learnt how to hiss and kill, must have been fastcinated by the snoring sound, and the open mouth, and wander insde to see if he can play around. How was the baby to know that humans can also bite, kill them, and still be alive.


I had heard that Gandhiji did not eat salt at all since birth, so his blood was poisonous. If a snake bit him, the snake will die. So I have heard the forklore. Gandhiji reborn, as a snore in this fellows form?


Friends elders said, in front of wife, keep your mouth shut, I would add, while sleeping do the same,who knows a lizard or a mosquito may also be curious to see whts inside.Every living being wants adventure !!!



TWITTER is time pass for me. Whenever I am bored, I open twitter, and I am amused at the wealth of talent out there.

For me there are many public entertainers there.

Kapil Sharma the comedian is one. I learnt that he has paid 15 crores tax in the last 5 years , so that m,eans he has officially earned 50 crores. And did not want to pay a measly 5 lakhs as bribe. This tweet made even the PM Modi, and CM Fadnavis reply.

Now the municipality is after his life, for illegal; constructions done to his bunglow, cutting a few trees while expanding is another offence.

His other famous filmi neighbours too will feel the heat, for everyone has done the same illegal constructions, but must have paid the Municipality , and they too will suffer bcs of the idioticy of this chap.

Vishal Dadlani tweeted about the naked sadhu Tarun Sagar, and got into trouble.

Rishi kapoor is another chap who too causes mayhem when he tweets. But he does not tweet any nonsense. I like him.We are both virgos, same age, so I am partial to him. While he had a Bobby and a few others, I had none at that time.


I think most of these guys now down a few drinks, like 4 or more, then the come in the mood, and they want to announce to the world what they have in mind. And how long does it take to type 140 characters eh ! But a tweet gone and read by the whole world, and u cant take it back and say u have been misquoted.

Guys say what u have to , after drinks, but among a close group of friends. Twitter is good for my health, but not good for u guys.


HAHA


KAMAL MAHTANI


A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat humans.

"First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them"

"But, mom, why can't I just eat them the first time around?"

"Well, I suppose you can, but why would you want to eat them with all the **** still inside?"



A lawyer yesterday argued in Supreme Court that if physical relation with wife, without her consent, is termed as rape then....... Shopping without husband's consent should b termed as Robbery.....

The judge is still recovering...


What''s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?

Wife is a chocolate, can have any time

. Neighbour''s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.



In one Corporate company , two senior management level persons' routine tests for BP and SUGAR found normal .

Both are Terminated

 

Dear Balaji,
She is Nidhi Razdan, i thnk a Hindu kashmiri pandit. What a stunner she is, i think she is one , for whom 9 out of 10 will fall. i saw here personallty and she can put any actress to shame, a natural beauty.
Omar has a lot of money, im sure, he is also at fault, but for payal to ask this amount, is insane.
Regards
kamal

 

Dear KCB,
Thanks.

 

Dear MP,
i dont absolve omar from this mess, he is in love with Nidhi Razdan, the NDTV news reader.
Well even i am interested to see that. im sure she has a lot too, but to ask this amount is ridiculous, this is taking revenge for the hurt received.HAHA
Regards
kamal