Funny facts about your MIL :)

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This thread is a great stress buster.

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once there was satyanarayan pooja in my house. Around 50 guest were invited including my SIL BIL and some neighbours and pandit jee of course... so after pooja i was given a arati thali to show all over the house..so in my parents place we carry thali by left hand and show bati by waving right hand(in my inlaws house they hold thali by both hand and just wave it clockwise) so i did as my mother use to do. by seeing that she started shouting in front of all people that aaj kal ki bahuye jo jo serial me dekhtihe wahi kartihe. everybody were surprised with her behavior and started saying that aaj kal jamana badal gayahe etc etc. I felt so embarrassed in front of all people Afterthat she went to pandit jee to tie rakhshya dhada she gave only 2 rupees coin to pandit jee as dhakshina and seeing that pandit jee started laughing at her saying aajkal jamana badal gayahe maaji hihihi pandit jee taught her a good lesson

 

Once me n my MIL along with my one year baby went to purchase saree to market. We purchased saree and seat on rickshaw while returning home. As i had my daughter on my lap so my MIL told me that she will pay to rickshawwala. After we reached home and as rickshaw stops she suddenly get down from rickshaw and told rickshawala give me 60 rupees:rotfl me..i was surprisingly looking at her and thinking what she is saying?? She has coming riding rickshaw and herself asking for money instead of paying him . Must be rickshaw wala also thought so...after that she open her purse and took out 100 Rupees note... Then i understood she don't have change of 40 rupees so she was asking for 60 rupees return from him....but before paying him:confused2: it was so hilarious..I had to control my laugh and get chance to laugh beside her while entering the home hihihihi

 

It was my first diwali with inlaws me my MIL and my FIL went to market to buy ganesh laxmi murti. In my MIL house she put laughing Buddha and other statute along with ganesh laxmi murti while doing laxmi pooja. So after buying ganesh laxmi murti my MIL pointed towards laughing buddha and ask to shopkeeper that "YE MOTKA (MOTA) KITNAME MILEGA" i was paused for few seconds and was not be able to believe that what she called laughing buddha MOTKA..OMG it was too funny

 

My MIL and my 2 SIL also doesn't wear undie..they says that its very uncomfortable...weird

 

My MIL saw one of my husband's cousin daughter using IPad and she was like I also want this. So I told my husband to buy her some tab, not IPad of course . he said no need, she just wants to show off that her kids buy her all these expensive stuffs. But I felt if the lady genuinely wants to learn, whats the harm. So I selected a tab online which was like 8K.

Now by that time my husband came to US. So i thought to take her to croma and buy it. She asked me which one am i going to purchase. I told her this brand and it will be 8K. She got highly disappointed and said that I should have asked my son to send IPad from US, you are going to buy cheaper one for me.

I got really disheartened and took the car back to home. She got confused and asked aren't we going to buy the tab now. I said no we are going home. You ask your som to send IPad. I am sorry, i cannot buy IPad for you. She was like Oh no no, i didnt mean that. I was joking and blah blah blah. Well I took her back home and she called up my DH and said that she got upset, i was just joking. I didnt say anything. Finally my DH told her, take whatever she is buying, i cannot afford IPad right now.:biglaugh:crazy

Anyways she till date tells me that her tab does not work like IPad when she actually never used IPad :shock:

 

Ouchhhh ....... all issues with ILs not withstanding. Do we really have to come down to this? Do we have to discuss what they wear or don't wear?

Friends, just a humble request. While we rant/vent here to unburden our minds, let us also respect the privacy of others without bringing out such stuff into the public domain.

 

That was my baby shower day in a mini hall. We arrived to the hall early and MIL was doing pooja arrangements and we were waiting for the guests. My MIL saw a person approaching us inside the hall. She started calling him “come shiva, how are you, seeing you after so many years, changed all together.” She then stopped and asked the catering person to serve coffee to him and again started, “why your mother did not come?” He replied, that he is a photographer for the birthday party and have come to ask about it to us. We replied, there is another hall upstairs, he could go up and check with them. After he left, she said that photographer looked like shiva, so got confused.