Funny things kids say and do

Dinny · Feb 28, 2013

They are innocent,inquisitive and often hilarious.They say and do such cute and funny things.I find kids very funny

My son when he was younger and had just began to speak ,he used to say the word frog in such a way that it used to sound like the F word.God!! It took me sometime to teach him the word frogggg.

And one day i was SMSing my colleague in the office...when my son was saw me busy and decided to help me.He came running and pressed a few buttons for me and there goes my SMS with the msg "adfgdghvvhb"....i was so embarrassed.It took me few more SMSes to make my colleague understand what that msg meant

Now my son goes to kindergarten and is a little shy in nature.My neighbor has 2 daughters.And one of them is my son's classmate(though not in the same section).They go together in the bus,sit together just like best friends. Infact everyday after coming back from school at 12 he and my neighbors daughter play till 1.
So one day my neighbor's daughter and my son were playing at my house while me and my neighbor sat chatting.Suddenly my neighbor's daughter turned to her mother and asked " Amma when will you get me married??"...My neighbor said " Ann we have not decided that yet".So Ann asked her"Amma whom will i marry?"...My neighbor replied "i dont know"...Then Ann surprised us" Amma i want to marry him( pointing at my son)" ..,well me and my neighbor were shocked first but then we laughed it off...kids can say anything and get away with it too

Now that my son understands all of what we speak so i have to be very careful when i talk something about my inlaws to my husband.Otherwise the next time my FIL and MIL call up he will go into details of what his parents were talking about them. God!!

There is this cousin sis of my husband who was expecting her 2nd child.So 1st kid a daughter one day asked her "mamma will the new baby call u mamma".so her mother said " yes because i am new baby's mother".
So her daughter asked " Pappa is new baby's father?" Hihihihi...our cousin was so embarrassed because her daughter asked her this in front of everyone in a party :rotfl:rotfl

How about your kids?? I am sure you too have your stories to tell.

Minara · Feb 28, 2013

I don't have kids yet, but this is something when my sister and I were small... We were tired of playing with toy dolls and so sis and I got together to ask mom a favour..

"Mummy mummy, pls can we have a baby sister to play with? Baby dolls don't talk to us so it's very boring!!"
Mum was like "Why baby girl? Why not baby boy?"
Trust me, even at that age we were very smart! Apparently one of my cousins is the only son after 2 elder sisters and he keeps getting pushed away from their girly talks.. and we noticed tht at ages 6 and 4 (me)..
so mum says "i'll think about it" and we're like "make sure it's a girl with nice pretty hair and cute face, okay mummy!!" and dad listening to all this comes and joins us in our 'order' for a little sister.. we were such crazy kids!! :rotfl

Dinny · Mar 1, 2013

You both were cute kids Minara

Minara · Mar 1, 2013

We were just innocent and looking for a new toy..

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You both were cute kids Minara
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GodIsOne · Mar 1, 2013

My 4 year old son asked me once whether he will be a 'Mommy' or a 'Daddy' when he grows up. lol

thegirlygirl · Mar 1, 2013

hey!!

when i was 5 yrs, mom tells me, she was explaining to me how humans evolved. how we evolved from monkeys.
about homo sapiens, homo habilis etc etc.... and i was patiently listening... and after the long lecture.... i looked at her and asked....so mom, dadaji was a monkey before!!!!!! my dadaji was sitting right there and was comletely baffled lol!!!!.... my mom could neither laugh nor contain herself!!!!!!

Dinny · Mar 1, 2013

thegirlygirl said: ↑

hey!!

when i was 5 yrs, mom tells me, she was explaining to me how humans evolved. how we evolved from monkeys.
about homo sapiens, homo habilis etc etc.... and i was patiently listening... and after the long lecture.... i looked at her and asked....so mom, dadaji was a monkey before!!!!!! my dadaji was sitting right there and was comletely baffled lol!!!!.... my mom could neither laugh nor contain herself!!!!!!
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I could not stop laughing:rotfl

lucky2 · Mar 1, 2013

my son is 22 mnths old and he saw us towel waving towel when smoke detector strted ringing...when i was making dosa..it strted ringing and my lo ran in haste picked towel and waving it ..

Dinny · Mar 1, 2013

lucky2 said: ↑

my son is 22 mnths old and he saw us towel waving towel when smoke detector strted ringing...when i was making dosa..it strted ringing and my lo ran in haste picked towel and waving it ..
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Hahaha:rotfl:rotfl

Megalife · Mar 1, 2013

Dinny
Wow...thread....what could be more intriguing than baby talks!
My lil daughter was a big make, chubby one! She loved food. She was 3 yrs on her first day of real school, kg 1. Most of the children were sobbing, wailing...wanted to run out to meet their parents. My little girl was busy pacifying others and in between happily playing with all the toys meant for 16 children.....for her it was another " toys r us" store! She came home all excited and proclaimed..." I LOVE SCHoOL" loads of toys and they serve buffet too, she went on to enumerate the goodies. I was like..oh wow ! Such a nice school, worth the throat- cutting fees they charge us!
I rang up my friend, her son was in kg 2, I said " o i like it, they even serve them a wide variety of buffet"...she was like "no".
The story of buffet goes thus:
It was lunch time, the matrons left all the kids tiffin open so that these teary kids could eat something. My girl decided to take a a walk ;picked and ate the best of all the tiffins, kababs, cookies, etc. etc. and abandoned her tiffin of cut fruits! She was used to tasting buffets at restaurants,now can you blame her?
Mega
Ps
Her complaint in the first few months of school was that the woman talks too much, she is such a chatter box ( the woman was her teacher)!!£&@/