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Discussion in 'Relationship With In-Laws' started by smritisinha, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. Nov 7, 2012 #11
    cheshmeenu

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    Anu That Is Too Good:rotfl:rotfl
     
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    FreeSpirit20

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    I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL up.*As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?"* I replied, "No.* Six of them is enough".

    Stole this online, sounds cruel.
     
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    FreeSpirit20

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    My MIL and I were happy for 20 years.
    Then we met each other. :p
     
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    nishanaini

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    :) nice joke
     
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    smritisinha

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    1. Friend - "Your MIL fell in a pool of crocodile at my crocodile farm"
    DIL - "The crocodiles are yours, you save them"

    2. A woman was told she has just 6 months to live. She decided to move in with MIL because that would seem forever.

    3. Whats the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and MIL?
    George Washington couldn't ever lie, Nixon couldn't ever tell the truth and MIL never knows the difference!!!

    4. Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law!
    (Some jokes on our mommies won't hurt, I suppose!! :hide:)

    5. George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation, and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial. The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law, told George, "My friend, the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000 dollars." The Consul continued, "In most of these cases, the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150 dollars". George thinks for some time, and answers the Consul, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back. That's what I want to do." The Consul, after hearing this says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much, considering the difference in price between $5,000 and $150 dollars." "No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem, and on the third day he was resurrected. Consequently, I do not want to take that chance!"

    6. What does MIL call her broom?
    Ans - Basic transportation!!

    7. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
    Ans - Outlaws are wanted!!!

    :biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh
     
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    anugamit

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    To whom? I assume, there are no MILs here. :lol:
     
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    g3sudha

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    FIRST man: “My mother-in-law is an angel.” Second man: “You’re lucky fella, mine’s still alive.”
     
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    g3sudha

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    A MAN finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have two wishes ? but whatever he gets, his mother-in-law will get double. The man thinks for a while and says: “First I’d like a million Pounds. Then beat me half to death.”
     
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    g3sudha

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    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

    The undertaker told them, ‘You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.’

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, ‘Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?’

    The man replied, ‘a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.’
     
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    Srisandhya

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    It was in Mumbai, during floods due to rains. A man asks his friend, "My wife and my mother are drowning. Whom shall I save?".
    The friend replies, "Save your mother first."
    Man: Why?
    Friend: Your wife is young. Someone will definitely save her.
     
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