FOUR OLD LADIES 4 older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long." The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long." "Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship." The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!"
Hi Arunarc, Thats another brilliant one from you.:thumbsup Simply funny......:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl Cheers, Daffodil
Ladies n Gossip.....works like ghee on fire...but ....Men do that too..............Gossip...It was a good one ...keep sharing...
Ha Ha Ha Moral of the story - Never revels ur secrets to even closest friends if they r females.:cheers
