The Mass Producer

The Mass Producer​

Few days back read something very interesting, so Pesh kiya jaye aap ke samne.

AFTER 17 WIVES, UAE MAN SEEKS INDIAN SPOUSE​

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This fellow has 17 wives, from whom he has produced 90 children, and those 90 have produced 50 others.

Now he is to be married to a Pakistani woman in a few days time, but look at his foresight, he is thinking far ahead of others, and seeking the next one , an Indian one , preferably between 18 and 22, an educated woman that is.


He has come to Jaipur, to get a leg , for he is one legged. Do u guys think I should go and meet him, take his interview, and be photographed with the Great producer, who with just one leg, managed to produce so many rabbits, sorry I mean kids .


How could he do that , with one leg, I wonder. And I guess he will soon go into the Guinness book of World Records, as the one legged wonder.

And he wants an educated wife this time, the Indian bride that is. He wants her to teach his 90 plus 50 kids ? And what can she teach this fellow, he will teach her a few tricks, for it will be her first marriage and this fellow’s 18th eh !


Does he remember his kids and grandkids names, or which kid is from which wife ?
Reminds me of a painter who used to paint at my friends house.He needed money everyday, for he had one wife but 14 kids, he never remembered their names, but he had numbers for them from 1 to 14.


And everyday he would buy some milk and Rotis from the market, and only then everyone could be fed.


And his kids took to all occupations, some became a cycle mechanic, another a car mechanic, education be damned.


And we think ten times before we want to have a kid, for education is so expensive so is housing, and other expenses, and for these kind of people, it is the more helping hands the better, for each will earn and bring home, they need not be educated, so no expenses at all.


In a previous blog of mine I had mentioned an Uncle of mine, who retired at 40, had 3 sons, then out of boredom , went on to produce another 7 daughters, till the sons got fed up of supporting the parents and the sisters, and ultimately one of them told off the dad, that for yr mistakes we have to struggle , to run the house, and to marry off so many sisters.


Our population is increasing, but of the useless variety like these, the kids who work at roadside eateries, or as mechanics, or turn to begging. This is the tribe that is increasing by leaps and bounds. And u have NGO’s springing up all the time asking for donations for this breed.


And these kids again marry and mass produce, for them making babies is enjoyable and fun, free pastime.


I remember a strange piece of news of a few years back.Some zoo in India, had a lot of lions, so they contacted other zoo/s in the world, to exchange lion for a kangaroo, or other animals , but they were refused. For this breed of lions was of low quality, and mass producers of kids, ultimately we said, ok take 6 lions give us one kangaroo, which too was refused !


I wish Sanjay Gandhi had been alive, and we could have had less millions of these kinds.


Why don’t they forcibly sterilize those who have say two kids, democracy does not mean u just go on producing kids like rabbits.


But tell that to the human rights, or the NGO’s they will have u behind bars, for if there are no poor people, how will they run, how will they live in comfort from the donations that will stop pouring in eh !


Chew that over, have a great weekend, ladies and gentlemen.


KAMAL MAHTANI


Chemist – if u don’t get well with these medicines, bring this prescription the next time.
Patient – why ?
Chemist – So that I can try and understand the doctor’s writing !!!

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage
She replied
Sacrificing the admiration of hundreds of guys ,to face the criticism of one Idiot !!


Main uske pyar mein ban gaya baraf ka gola,
Main uske pyar mein ban gaya barf ka gola,
Aru who bewafa bolti hai
Thanda matlab Coca Cola !!!


One thing that always makes me laugh is , when in the horror movie, the heroine opens the door to the Haveli and says “ K oi Hai “
As if the ghost is going to reply “ Yes darling I am in the kitchen would u like a sandwitch and a cup of Tea !!!



A Woman and her 10 year old son were going in a Taxi, It was raining and prostitutes were standing at the Bus Stop.
The boy asked his mother – Who are those ladies , standing at the Bus Stop ?
Mother – They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.

The Taxi Driver turned and said “ Lady , why don’t u tell the boy the truth, that they are ladies of easy virtue.



The lady is very angry, grits her teeth but says nothing.
Boy – What happens when these ladies give birth to children ?
Lady – Those kids become Taxi Drivers !!!

 

Dear Yams,

You chennai ladies will kill this fellow eh ! poor fellow with so much hope in his eyes he has come to india, and u chennai ladies want to dash his hopes.HAHAHAHAHAHA

If they want to marry so many women, let them marry there, why force an indian girl really.

But i have read of many marriages of muslim indian girls, to these people, parents sell their daughters to these old arabs, shameful.

What to say.

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Aruna,

He is welcome to get his leg from jaipur, that is india, but i dont think we should welcome these guys to marry our girls.

On a TV interview, one should ask him the names of his wives, and his kids and grandkids, i can assure u, he will fail.:biglaugh

Well if Indus ladies pays me, i can do theinterview for them, HAHA

But what would i ask him eh ! He will kill me there and then if u know what questions ia m going to ask him:rotfl

Regards

kamal