Terrible News

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  1. Sep 16, 2007 #1
    Tamildownunder

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    This guy was sitting in his attorney's office.

    His lawyer said, "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"

    "Give me the bad news first."

    "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

    "That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

    "The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
     
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    Vysan

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    Dear TDU,

    Good One....

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    Thanks, Veda.
     
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    hilarious...sunkan
     
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    Thanks, sunkan.
     
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    Good one!!
     
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    Nice one.....
     
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    His realised his life's worth, Haha Heeeeee.
    Good One TDU.
     
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    good one!
    poonam
     
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