Tuffy and Bingo

Tuffy and Bingo​

Tuffy and Bingo are Fine, Bingo growing to be a powerful fellow, and now fights with Tuffy, and bullies the oldie. Both are with me during the day, and it is fun to watch their antics.
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Bingo at night goes with brother and bhabhi to their house. Last week, he did not let them sleep, for he kept sniffing under the bed, even after scolding, and big hit on his backside by brother, he slunk away to the drawing room.Brother got scared that maybe there is a snake around, for his area is known for snakes slinking in the neighbour’s homes, and they could not sleep the whole night.


Brother lifted the bed, nothing.Next night, again this fellow went to the dressing table And was hovering around it, Bhabhi got suspicious and when they opened the drawers, a rat came out and disappeared out the house. She felt so bad, that brother gave a hiding to Bingo, they cuddled and huddled the poor fellow, after all he was doing his job, but we humans sometimes don’t understand their language.


And he loved to sleep on their bed, early in themorning, right in between the two, and Bhabhi says, that now she does not miss having a child, Bingo is as good a son to them.And to imagine for the first two years in Jaipur, she was scared of Tuffy, and either he would be outside or she outside, but all that changed when Bingo entered their lives.


Here are some pictures of them.Hope u like the pics as much as I do.



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Brother watching TV, And Bingo comes and sleeps on his bed, when they want to sleep, he leaps off.

Master and doggie, both snoozing.


Bingo sits regularly with brother when he does Pooja in the mornings, and wont get up till brother dosnt.


This joke was told by my Neighbour during our holi meeting, silly and cute.

A Boss dismissed his employee Arvind.After a month or so, the Boss notices that someone comes and ****s outside his gate, every morning, and the stink was unbearable.This continued for a while, they could not find out who was the rascal.

One day the watchman comes and tells the Boss " Sir i saw Arvind ****ting in the morning outside the Gate, and seeing me he ran way.

Boss - But why does he have to **** outside my house everyday? What does it mean?

Watchman - I think , Sir, he is trying to tell u, that even after u have dismissed him, he is not exactly starving !!!
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Machar Ne aapko Kata, yeh uska junoon tha
Aapne khujli kari, woh app ka sukun tha,
Chahkar bhi aapne usse nahin Mara,
kyon ki uski rago mein aap ka khoon tha !
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Wife goes to supermarket, sees Men's Briefs on Sale.
She buys dozen of the same colour.goes home and gives it to Hubby.
Hubby protests " Why u bought so many of the same colour? People will think i do not change underwear.
wife - Which People ??????
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Man offered Drink to a Woman - She refused saying, they are bad for my legs
Perplexed man - Why , do they pain or do they swell ?
Woman, No, they spread !

 

Dear TL/Cow/Laxmi,

first congrats for winning the best blogger for Feb.You deserved it.

Well the last joke, i thought a lot before posting, i thought many would not understand it, And i thought i would get flak for it, but well, ye sit is naughty , my lord, sorry my lordess.:biglaugh

Yes dogs , we will never understand their language, they mean good for us most of the times.

Regards

kamal

 

Dont be scared of pets, they are good, ys they do get excited when they see a nw person, and want to jump and smell the person, after a few minutes they quieten down.Same is with Tuffy and Bingo.I have many old posts of these two here on indus.

Well most of the jokes i get are non veg, the last one was semi veg, HAHA.Thanks for the great FB, thank u.

kamal

 

Dear Sowmya,

You mean i ahve more in common with Tuffy Bingo than Harsha ! HAHAHAHA.First time i am hearing that men and dogs have more in common.But i feel proud, if anyone compares me toa a dog, for dogs are someone that i respect a lot.

Pls dont think i took it otherwise, u said it right.just pulling yr leg.Yes it is very sad their life span is less, my first one Naughty a cute while pomerian, died after 9 years, and we got Tuffy, and now Bingo, who is now 1 and half years, and ready to mate, searching for a bride for the fellow.:biglaugh

Thanks a ton.

Regards

kamal