The 4th Idiot

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Well I wrote blogs on the 3 idiots, their controversies, and I decided to be an idiot and see themovie, so I can too talk about it. Harsha never asks me anything ever, so when she told me on phone from Mumbai, kamal u will not see this movie, but with me, for I have seen and loved it, and I want to see it once again with u in Jaipur, how could I refuse her ? So off went my plans to see with my girlfriends, after all her wish is my command.!


Yesterday we went for the night show, along with Brother and Bhabhi, and I must say, I just loved the movie, like the millions of other so called idiots, who are responsible for the success of this movie.This is not a movie review, so many have been written here, so I will skip it, and say in short, it is a wonderful movie, and I will surely see it once again in the theatres once again, very rare for a person like me to see again in a theatre.


Amir, the other two, the music, the ragging, Boman, the funny character with a funnier accent I mean I just loved the movie, and all the characters, barring that delivery scene which I thought was too prolonged, and could have been cut.But otherwise it deserves all the success and the accolades that have come to it. And directed by a Sindhi and edited too, that is by Hirani, well that is the icing on the cake, for in these creative lines sadly I find Sindhis lagging otherwise.


Now all these days I kept hearing about this movie, but I just heard the ragging part, and the education part, but nobody could or would tell me the story in total , that what was good in it. My friends all saw it and wondered why I had still not seen it, not realizing that I was under the 11<SUP>th</SUP> commandment of Harsha “ Thou shall not see this movie with your Girlfriends, but with thy legally wedded wife”


The best compliment came to me, before seeing this movie came from two sources.My walker friend, for the last ten years, Ishu, told me, kamal when I saw this movie, I was remembering u very much, for I have heard this movie from u many years back ! And Harsha told me yest after the movie, that this is why I wanted to see th movie with u, bcs most scenes are written as u would have written . Well most of u here will not agree with this, but well I too was watching my scenes in front, and making a mental note.


I have been blogging since June 06, that is 3 and a half years now. And I write , well silly stuff, the peeing, potty, etc, and all that.Nothing really earthshaking, but I can say one thing, I want to bring smiles on the face of the readers, and I myself am convinced that I have managed to do so, and wonder, how come people like my blogs, inspite of all that I write.


Now this movie” The 3 idiots has been a big hit, and look at some of the similarities between my blogs and the movie.Without paying me royalty, they have copied a few of my ideas


1) Movie – the guy pees twice , once indoors and once outdoors, and he pees on the wire which carries the current, and he gets burnt u know where !
My blogs – Maybe two years back, I wrote about my friends showroom, where drunks used to pee at night, and my friend put the electric wire in the shutter, and so many got the shocks, and they stopped peeing.

2) Movie – says education is important, but excellence is more important.Same thing I have been saying all along , that even if u don’t get thru the cat , the world dosnt end, look at the likes of Dhirubhai, Bill Gates, Thomas Edison, not educated in the literary terms, but men with vision, who made money, many times over, than they would have if they had been working for someone else.The world dosnt end with low marks.
3) Wedding – Empty envelope, I have mentioned previously , as also the wedding gatecrashers, the medical students of jaipur , the hosteliers who look out for free good food, just wear a jacket and go in, and if anyone asks, say I am from the groom’s side or the bride’s side, how I used to gatecrash weddings as a kid, in Chembur Mumbai in the early sixties, in the hall opposite our flat.
4) Potty – They show the guys sitting on the potty, and talking to each other, and my blogs too have many potty stories.
5) Farting in the Car – The guy says I haven’t done it, they named him silencer ! A blog of mine mentioned this a year back or so, that I was in the car with my aunt, and another indian worker in Germany, when I farted,and I tried to hold it back but a fraction slipped out, and there was a big stink, and I kept quiet, and my Aunt scolded the fellow, while I kept a straight face !


Those who criticize me for being obsessed with pee and potty, look at the movie, where they show graphics like taking yr trousers down, un zipping, the levels to which I don’t stoop, we too had ragging in college, but I never wrote about it, I well found it not fit.And here everyone has loved all this in the movie, even the educated class.



Blog are free on the internet, and I think the producer and the director, have flicked a few ideas from my blogs, for the movie.and they did not even pay me a penny or acknowledge it, at least Chetan Bhagat got paid something, and got the credits even in the end of the movie, me nothing eh ! so I can start another controversy, and I can prove it to them that u guys have flicked my ideas.


But never mind, I am happy , that my kind of ideas are what people love, and my ideas mint money for others, never mind that some grumpy people here tell me, kamalji don’t have have anything else to write other than pee and potty. This proves a point to them, that these topics bring laughter to kids, us, elderly, the upper and lower class, to everyone in short.


And those who call me vulgar at times, in front of some of the scenes of the movie, I am a bloody saint. Look at some scenes, them sitting on Bum shaped stools, the kissing scene between kareena and Amir, guys sitting on the potty, the lowering of the pants to show the undies, chee chee ! But when the publics laps it up, well that encourages me now to be more so called vulgar, without an iota of guilt from now on.


And if movies are made on these things, I think the next line of producers approach me, and for a few lakhs, I will give them the copyright to the 800 odd blogs that I have written, and a few dozen movies can be made on the scenes incorportated from them.


Even for a death scene I have humour, even for satsang, u can show a guy sleeping during the discourse and snoring away, and the guru paying him a few thousand to stop that ,for the cameras are catching the action, and his rep is at stake eh !


If u think I am blowing my trumpet, u are correct in yr thinking.If I don’t blow my trumpet, who else will !!!


KAMAL MAHTANI


Roses are Red,Nuts are Brown,
Skirts go up, pants go Down,

Body to Body, skin to skin,
When it is stiff, u stick it in,

It goes in Dry, comes out wet,
The longer it is in the stronger it gets,

It comes out dripping, and it starts to Sag,
It is not what u think, it is Tetley Tea Bag !

 

Dear Sri,

How can i dare call u an idiot? Marna hai kya mereko.There is only one person worthy of being called an idiot, and that is kamalji.You dare not take my title from me:biglaugh

Have u seen the movie? You dont read too many blogs of mine, but those who do, will see the similarities betwen my blogs and the movie.

The least the producers can do is send each of us a bottle of BL and call it a truce Sri ?

And Kamal Srini, is a very good name.HAHAHAHAHAHA

What a lovely FB.Regards

kamal

 

Dear Jaya,

You cannot steal the title of idiot from me, i will sue u ?Bcs my stories have been stolen jaya, u have read them already, the su su and potty things, the farts, and now u want to steal my title of idiot.Permission refused !!!

Yes what a way to split the loot eh ! I agree, i dont want the money, i will give u all , i just need the credit in the movie, some publicity, and a bottle of BL for Sir and me.HAHAHAHA

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Monifa,

You know what, i prefer to lost the money on pee peep idea, and post them here for free, than to make money from films.

Seriously have u seen the movie ? if u see it, u will see so many scnenes co[pied from my blogs.Since u are new here, u may not have read the 300 odd blogs that i have posted here, which have all these ideas and more.

All i want is some credit from the producers, that is all.:biglaughBut the appreciation of all u i lites who comment Dile se on my blogs, is enough credit really, i dont desire more.

Well regarding girlfriends, i wont confiorm or deny anything, i keep telling harsha, that even Sage Vishwamitra fell for Maneka, and kamal is just a human being, so if Maneka comes in fronnt of me, puts her arms around me, looks me in the eye, and says Kamalji , kya irada hai, well i wont know what to do Monifa.See i am spoiling all u ladies out here with my naughty talks, and before harsha gives me dirty looks, i sign off, thanks once again for the lovely FB.

Regards

kamal