You won' control your laugh..I Bet

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  1. renutn

    renutn Gold IL'ite

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    Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins.

    When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the priest, "Father, I am sinful."

    "Yes, son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."

    "Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."

    "That's bad my boy. Fortunately, you realize your mistake."

    "Father, last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues. So, I slept with her too."

    "That's not very good of you."

    "Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."

    "Father?.... ..... Father?"

    Suddenly, this guy realized that there was no response from the Father. He walked over and discovered that the priest was not there. So, he began searching for him. "Father? Where are you?"

    He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano. "Father, why are you hiding here?"

    "Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
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  2. rosy786

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