You can skip this blog Safely,

You can skip this blog Safely,

I don’t have a subject to blog on, so save yr tomatoes and onions, eggs are welcome getting expensive now, and I love eggs !

Some great jokes have come in, so to post them, I have to write something, so u can safely read them, and skip the blog.So here go my ramblings.

Bhanwari Devis husband Amarchand, has told the CBI, that their daughter is the product of the liason between her and malkhan singh , the minister. How he knows it, he knows best, so a DNA test is in order. And he says that malkhan singhs family used to address Bhanwari as Bhabhi, meaning taking her as a second mother or wife. He says he was husband just by name !!!

Now what about bhanwari’s second child ! is he original or imported, time will tell. This makes me wonder why should not we all have compulsory DNA Test done , and the tests recorded with the Government, like we need to comulsarily have a Pan Car, Ration Card, or the new UID Number, the DNA should also be made compulsory, so that like in NK Tiwari, who is refusing to have a DNA test, to confirm a young mans claim, the reports can be matched by the courts. And what if Tiwari dies, then what can the young man do ?

Regarding the Hijdas, I recently wrote a blog on them.

the Third Gender

Yesterday they came to give me the wedding card, my friend and his wife. The wedding is for the 26th Dec, and I asked if I can help them out in any way, and the y said, please help us with the hijdas, it seems 4 different gangs, came to their house, asking when is the wedding, ( how did the hijdas find out, do they find out from the marriage venues, or from the wedding card sellers ?), and each gang is saying they are the originals . And one gang had the gall to tell them, that in case the others come tell them that the wedding is for the 1st of January, so that they can come and collect beforehand , before the other gangs get wind of it .

And all 4 have fixed the rate at 51,000/- now they told me, kamal please help us solve it please. And sure enough, I will go and talk with these fellows or fellowesses, taking my Tuffy, brother may not allow me to take bingo, no probs, and hopefully settle the matter at 11000/-, and if they disrobe all the more better, I have great pics for my blogs. HAHA

I used to listen to songs on U tube,while blogging, yest I had an idea to see if I can see full movies on u tube. So I typed pretty woman, and yes , there it came , pretty woman divided into 12 parts, and that ws heaven really, watching Richard Gere, and Julia Roberts, what a movie . And now I have the key to watching some great old English movies, whose CDs I cant get anywhere.

I was a fan of Hollywood, till 1980, when I was in Mumbai and would watch most of the English movies, in Regal, Excelsior,New Empire,Radio ( I doubt if u have heard of it, close to VT station), Metro ,Strand, etc . When I came to jaipur, no English movie released here, and even now, hardly any movies get released, and those that too, are dubbed in Hindi, so no sense watching.

So my memories are of the movies of the era before the eighties, and I remember some wonderful o nes like
1) The Night of the Generals – Peter Otoole, Omar Sharif
2) Where Eagles Dare
3) The guns of Navorone
4) Becket – peter otoole, Richard burton the hindi v ersion was Hamak Haram, of amitabh and Rajesh Khanna.
And now I can watch these movies on You tube, sitting here, even saving the money to buy the DVDs.

Thank god for the internet, it has changed my life for the better. And everyday keep discovering new things eh ! Today I plan to watch Ghost, that demi moore movie, what a movie, one of my all time favourites among gthe new movies.

Enough I have written, most irrelevant, but I wanted to post the jokes that have come in, classy I would say. Signing off dear friends, not like Bhawari, but temporily.HAHA

KAMAL MAHTANI

Simple Test for Love and Affection
Put yr wife in a room and lock the room
Put your dog in another room and lock it.
Open both of them after 1 hour & see who is happy to see You !!!
( well we can substitute wife with husband) !!!


What would u call VIJAY MALAYA after he dies ?
Answer – BEJAN DARUWALLA !!!



Mat Dhundo mujhe is duniya ki tanhai mein,
Mat Dhundo mujhe is duniya ki tanhai mein,
KUY KI
Thand bahut hai,
Main to soya huya hoon apni Razai mein !!!



Santa – yaar main duvida mein pad gaya hoon,
Banta – kya hua ?
Santa – yaar, biwi ke makeip ka kharcha bardash nahin hota,
Aur make up ke beggar biwi bardash nahin hoti !!!

 

Dear Aruna,

Yes all the politicians need to do it, hence they wont pass this law, so simple, is it not to find out who is whose child or parent ?

See they must make ke the advisor to the PM, and i give such laws that evreyrone is happy.HAHA

Veena mailk is one sleezy woman i cant stand the sight of her. i have seen her topless videos, and she looks ugs really.So i dont mention her.HAHA

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Satchi,

Well u mean i am a good businessman eh ! to be still able to draw in crowds, well i am happy with the response , for at the other site, they literally took me seriously and hardly any comments.How can anyone take kamalji seriously i wonder !!!

Well bribibg the police is a good idea, but i doubt if any policeman for any price will like to put their hands in this mess. we have to sort it out ourselves, and given the chance i will.

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Sushma,

Yes today i watched " To Sir with love, " of 1967, and i suggest it to everyone to watch it, u wont get a better movie.

Regards

kamal