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  1. Belacar

    Belacar Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Gayathrisarma,
    When I just started I first went to various forums which I was interested in and replied to oenes I could give my views on.
    Then I contacted the help desk of Indusladies on how could I post a thread.

    After being a while surfing in this website, visiting forums, giving my views as in replies to various posts in their respective threads...You just have to spend time Indusladies website.... The rest will follow...

    Also if you lime somebody's views, you can always like them.....
     
  2. Gayathrisarma

    Gayathrisarma New IL'ite

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    Hi..
    Already Iam a old member of IL. But not using since 5yrs. So re entered with a new I'd
    That time new thread option is there. Without searching forums etc. So I clarified now. Thank u
     
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    Belacar Bronze IL'ite

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    Yes I'm also an old member....I have just restarted visiting this website.... When I repeatedly visited I can now post threads.....
     
  4. Belacar

    Belacar Bronze IL'ite

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    *S U G A R I S*
    *P O I S O N*

    1. First factory to manufacture sugar was established by the British in 1866.

    2.Before the production of sugar, Indians used to consume jaggery and seldom fell sick.

    3. To make sugar, sulphur is used, which is used in making fire crackers.
    Sulphur is an element that, once it enters the body, it cannot be excerted from our body.

    4. Sugar increases cholesterol which is the main reason for heart attack.Sugar increases the weight of the body and thus we become fat.

    5. Sugar increases Blood Pressure. It is also the reason for Brain damaging clots.

    6. The sweetness in sugar is that of Sucrose, and this cannot be digested by human beings.

    7. To make sugar,
    23 harmful ingredients / chemicals are used.

    ✔ Sugar is one of main reasons for getting diabetes.

    ✔ Sugar is the reason for burning in stomach.

    ✔ Sugar increases the level of Triglycerides in body.

    ✔ Sugar is the main reason for causing Paralysis.

    ✔ Instead of sugar use jaggery.

    Please fwd to all your whatsapp groups.
     
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  5. Belacar

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    *Rujuta Diwekar* is the highest paid *dietician* in India. She is the one who took care of *junior Ambani* to lose 108 kgs.
    *Her advice to diabetics*:

    1. *Eat fruits grown locally* ..... Banana, Grapes, Chikoo, Mangoes. All fruits have FRUCTOSE so it doesn't matter that you are eating a mango over an Apple. A Mango comes from Konkan and Apple from Kashmir. So Mango is more local to you.

    *Eat all the above fruits in DIABETES as the FRUCTOSE* will eventually manage your SUGAR

    2. Choose Seed oils than Veggie oils. Like choose ground nut, mustard, coconut & til. *Don't choose chakachak packing oils*, like olive, rice bran etc
    *Go for kachchi ghani oils than refined oils*

    3. Rujuta spends max time in her talks talking about GHEE and its benefits.
    *Eat GHEE daily*. How much GHEE we should eat depends on food. Few foods need more GHEE then eat more and vice versa. Eat ample *GHEE. It REDUCES cholesterol*.

    4. *Include COCONUT.* Either scraped coconut over food like poha, khandvi or chutney with idli and dosa
    Coconut has *ZERO CHOLESTEROL* and it makes your WAIST SLIM

    5. *Don't eat oats, cereals for breakfast*. They are packaged food and we don't need them. Also they are tasteless and boring and our day shouldn't start with boring stuff.
    Breakfast should be poha, upma, idli, dosa, paratha

    6. Farhaan Akhtar's New ad of biscuits - fibre in every bite... Even ghar ka kachara has fibre, likewise oats have fibre. Don't chose them for fibre. *Instead of oats, eat poha, upma, idli, dosa*

    7. *No JUICES till you have teeth* in your mouth to chew veggies and fruits

    8. *SUGARCANE is the real DETOX* . Drink the juice fresh or eat the SUGARCANE

    9. For pcos, thyroid - do strength training and weight training and avoid all packaged food

    10. *RICE - eat regular WHITE RICE. NO NEED of Brown rice.* Brown rice needs 5-6 whistles to cook and when it tires your pressure cooker, then why do you want to tire your tummy.

    A white rice is hand pounded simple rice

    *Rice* is not high is GI INDEX. Rice has mediun GI index and by eating it with daal / dahi / kadhi we bring its GI index further down
    If we take _ghee over this daal chawal then the GI INDEX is brought further down._
    *B.* Rice has some rich minerals and you can eat it even three times a day

    11. How much should we eat - *eat more if you are more hungry,* let your stomach be your guide and vice versa

    12. We can *eat rice and chapati together* or only rice if you wish. It depends on your hunger. *Eat RICE in ALL THREE MEALS without any fear.*

    13. Food shouldn't make you scared like eating rice and ghee. *Food should make you FEEL GOOD*

    14. *NEVER* look at *CALORIES*. Look at *NUTRIENTS*

    15. *No bread, biscuits, cakes, pizza, pasta*

    16. Ask yourself is this the food my Nani & Dadi ate? If yes then eat without fear.

    17. Eat as per your season. *Eat pakoda, fafda, jalebi in monsoon*. Your hunger is as per season. Few seasons we need fried food so eat them.

    18. When not to have chai - tea - don't drink tea as the first thing in morning or when you are hungry. Rest you can have it 2-3 times a day and with sugar

    19. *NO GREEN tea please.* No green, yellow, purple, blue tea.

    20. Eat *ALL* of your *TRADITIONAL* foods.

    21. Strictly *NO* to packaged foods / drinks.

    22. *Exercise / Walk*
    to digest & stay healthy.

    Rujuta Diwekar on why you shouldn’t skip rice, ghee and sugar

    Forwarded as received
     
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  6. Belacar

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    A message from Fr. KT to think about :Strange things we do in the name of "It's Our Culture*

    *1. We care more for the dead than we do for the living!*v

    *2. We spend more to bury a person than we do to save their life.*

    *3. We will not travel to go and see a sick relative but will travel to bury him /her*

    *4. People will rarely respect you while alive but will want to "pay their last respects" when you are in your casket.*

    *5. A person may NEVER receive roses in their entire life but they will get lots dumped on their graveyard!*

    *6. We will spend a night at a neighbour's funeral and it will be our first time to see the inside of their house!*

    *7. No one gives a damn to know where you live until you die and they will all fill car after car to "escort" your corpse*

    *8. We will take the dead to the church knowing fully well they had nothing to do with worship while they were alive.*

    *9. We might not have granite tops in our kitchens but use the granite in the graveyard!*

    *10. In some homes there might not have tiled floors but the only place with expensive tiles will be a graveyard!*

    *It is proposed we have "Cultural Reforms" but we have a culture of "hypocrisy"... a culture that is "Pro-death" and NOT "Pro-life!"*We need to value life BEFORE death.

    *This should get you thinking....! *
     
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    Pls help !... pls forward this message to all your friends and request them to forward it

    VERY IMPORTANT: ☝
    Max Temperatures recorded in some Indian cities:

    ☀Lucknow 47 degrees
    ☀Delhi 47 degrees
    ☀Agra 45 degrees
    ☀Nagpur 49 degrees
    ☀Kota 48 degrees
    ☀Hyderabad 45 degrees
    ☀Pune 42 degrees
    ☀Ahmedabad 46 degrees
    ☀ Mumbai 42 degrees
    ☀ Nashik 40 degrees
    ☀Bangalore 40 degrees
    ☀ Chennai 45 degrees

    Next years these cities will cross 50 degrees. Even AC or fan will not save you in summer..

    Why is it so hot ???
    ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀
    In last 10 years over 10 crore trees were cut for widening roads and highways.

    But not more than a lakh trees has been planted by govt. or public.

    How to make India cool ???
    ☔☔☔☔☔☔☔☔☔

    Please do not wait for government to plant trees.

    Sowing seeds or planting trees does not cost much.
    Just collect seeds of Shatavari, Bel, Peeple, Tulsi, mango, Lemon, Jamun, Neem, Custard Apple, Jack fruit, etc.
    Then dig two-three inch hole on open spaces, roadside, footpaths, highways, gardens and also in your society or bungalow.

    Bury these seeds in each hole with soil and then water them every two days in summer.
    In rainy season no need to water them.

    After 15 to 30 days small plants will be born.
    Please nurture them and ensure they grow big.

    Let us make this a National movement and plant 10 crore trees all over India.
    We should stop temperature from touching 50 degrees.....
    ⏬⏬⏬⏬
    Please plant maximum trees and forward this message to everyone. Lets distribute saplings as return gifts during functions, birthdays etc.

    Help us to save our earth.

    One person, one tree....

    Can save your future
     
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    "This wife was asked if her husband made her happy; Her response was unexpected:

    During a class at Fresno Pacific University, a speaker asked one of the spouses in the audience:

    "Does your husband make you happy?"

    At this moment, the husband stood up straighter, showing complete confidence. He knew his wife would say yes, because she had never complained about anything during their marriage.

    However, his wife answered the question with a resounding "No."

    "No, my husband does not make me happy."

    The husband was baffled, but his wife continued:

    "My husband never made me happy and does not make me happy. I am happy."

    "Whether I am happy or not is not dependent on him, but on me. I am the only person on whom my happiness depends.

    I choose to be happy in every situation and every moment of my life, for if my happiness depended on another person, thing or circumstance on the face of the Earth, I would be in serious trouble.

    Everything that exists in this life constantly changes: the human being, the riches, my body, the climate, my boss, the pleasures, the friends, and my physical and mental health. I could quote an endless list.

    I need to decide to be happy regardless of anything else that happens. Whether I own a lot or a little, I am happy! Whether I'm going out or staying home alone, I'm happy! Whether I am rich or poor, I am happy!

    I am married but I was already happy when I was single.

    I'm happy for myself.

    Other things, people, moments or situations are experiences that might cause joy or sadness. When someone I love dies, I am a happy person in an inevitable moment of sadness.

    I learn from past experiences and I live those that are eternal like loving, forgiving, helping, understanding, accepting and consoling.

    There are people who say: Today I cannot be happy because I am sick, because I have no money, because it is very hot, because it is very cold, because someone insulted me, because someone stopped loving me, because I don't know how to love myself, because my husband changed, because my children do not make me happy, because my friends do not make me happy, because my job is mediocre and so on.

    I love my life not because my life is easier than anyone else's, but because I have decided to be happy as an individual. I am responsible for my happiness.

    When I take this obligation from my husband and anyone else, I free them from the burden of carrying me on their shoulders. It makes everyone's life much lighter.

    And that's how I've had a successful marriage for so many years."

    Never give anyone else the responsibility to control your happiness. Be happy, even if it's hot, even if you're sick, even if you do not have money, even if someone has hurt you, even if someone does not love you and even if you do not value yourself.

    That goes for women and men of all ages."
     
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    Sarcasm at its Best...

    Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own shopping bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

    The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."

    The cashier responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."

    She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.
    Back then, we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so they could use the same bottles over and over. Yes, they really were recycling.
    We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen; and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.
    But, we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

    We walked up the stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every shop and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.
    But, she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

    Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an 'energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts;' wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.
    But, that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day.

    Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And, the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the county of Yorkshire .
    In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.
    When we packaged a fragile item to send in the post, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
    Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power.
    We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.
    But, she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then.

    We drank water from a fountain or a tap when we were thirsty instead of demanding a plastic bottle flown in from another country.
    We accepted that a lot of food was seasonal and didn’t expect that to be bucked by flying it thousands of air miles around the world.
    We actually cooked food that didn’t come out of a packet, tin or plastic wrap and we could even wash our own vegetables and chop our own salad.
    But, we didn't have the green thing back then.

    Back then, people took the tram or a bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mothers into a 24-hour taxi service.
    We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances.
    And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.
    But, isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

    please circulate. let the young turks know how bold and wise were the old generation
     
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    too good....this joke aptly applies to all those weirdos who have too many friends on fb.........like,they will even add a stone as a friend, if a stone ever messaged or pinged them..lol
     
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