In a poor zoo in India, a lion was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day. The lion thought that its prayers were answered when one day a USA zoo manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to USA The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat or two every day. On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas and some boiled vegetables.The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India. The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered. The lion was furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'don't you know that I am the Lion - king of the Jungle.. ? What's wrong with your management? Why are you delivering bananas and boiled vegetables to me daily?' The delivery boy politely said, "Sir I know you are the king of the jungle … But you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!!" Moral of the story: To all the H1B visas.. Better to be a lion in India than a monkey elsewhere....
Symptoms Of INNER PEACE: 1) Frequent Attacks Of Smiling 2) Frequent Overwhelming Episodes Of Appreciation 3) Loss Of Interest In Judging Other People In Their Actions 4) Loss Of Ability To Worry 5) Tendency To Act Based On Hope Rather Than On Fear 6) Ability To Enjoy Each Moment 7) Susceptibility To Give & Receive Love 8) Sharing Whatever Little You Have To People With Less In Life If Symptoms Persist, Just THANK GOD! ☺
*Advice from Advocate Memon to all:* Dear All, I Wanted to highlight a very important aspect. In ordinary course we keep issuing and submitting our *KYC documents* (proofs such as *AADHAR Card* , *PAN card*, *LICENCE* etc.) to various people. For housing or car or other loans, bank accounts,or even for _buying new sim card_ we submit these documents. At almost all these places they ask for self certification on these documents. We immediately sign those documents and hand over. Just imagine your self certified copies are freely available in the hands of such persons & those documents can be used by him for EVERYTHING! For eg: Your *AADHAR / PAN Card / BSNL Bill* gets into the hands of a *Terrorist, he can misuse it to buy a SIM in your name AND YOU MIGHT BE ARRESTED for having Terror links* Its really serious and its been seen that in most of the terrorist activities, KYC documents are sourced from the SIM card sellers. Hence, please inculcate a 'HABIT' of *writing the date and purpose for which you are submitting the self certified KYC Documents* so that those documents cannot be used again. Please share this as much as possible Forwarded as I felt Necessary to everyone. *it's very important to write the date and purpose, which we never do while submitting KYC documents.* *Here after sign as 1..........signature 2..........Date 3.........Purpose 4. and not to be used for other purpose.* Plz dont ignore and pass this msg to as many people u can..
☝One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell.. ! Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an "e" in the last word. Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house.... He wrote "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her !!" Game over
One of the best messages I have read in recent times : Time Will Come ! New York is 3 hours ahead of California but it does not mean that California is slow, or that New York is fast. Both are working based on their own "Time Zone." Some one is still single. Someone got married and 'waited' 10 years before having a child. There is another who had a baby within a year of marriage. Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately ! Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years. Everyone works based on their 'Time Zone', People can have things worked out only according to their pace. Work in your “time zone”. Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might "seem" to go ahead of you. May be some might "seem" behind you. Don't envy them or mock them, it's their 'Time Zone.' You are in yours! Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good. You’re not late … You are not early ... you’re very much On time!stay blessed. You Are In Your Time Zone....
*Check Out Your Marriage Date,* *See Which Type Of Couple You Are.* DATE 1 - Fighting Couple 2 - Honest Couple 3 - Innocent Couple 4 - Occasionally Happy Couple 5 - Smiling Always Couple 6 - Looks Like Hell Couple 7 - Studious Couple 8 - Make Others Jealous 9 - Always Ready To Party 10 - Inspirational Couple 11 - Dashing Couple 12 - Decent Couple 13 - Perfect Person Couple 14 - Challenging Couple 15 - Most Adorable & Loving 16 - Parent's Pet Couple 17 - Successful Couple 18 - Play With Hearts Couple 19 - Acting Couple 20 - Seven Wonders Couple 21 - Cunning Couple 22 - Cutest Couple 23 - Good Hearted Couple 24 - Caring Couple 25 - Hero/Heroine Couple 26 - Lazy Couple 27 - Fun Loving Couple 28 - Dumb Couple 29 - Ideal Couple 30 - Problematic Couple 31- Hot Couple What's Yours ??? All Married People. Check Your Date And Do Post It In Other Group
_1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_ *Stress is when wife is pregnant;* *Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;* _*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_ _2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_ *Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!* _3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_ *Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!* _4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_ *“Which book has helped you most in your life?”* *The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”* _5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"* _6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"_ *Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!* _7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day._ *Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!* That man is still recovering in hospital. *Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still...* Have a rocking week ahead
For all woman. In limit. Laxman Rekha. Make sure that every woman in your life reads this: 1.Take care of your health. Spend time n money on maintaining yourself. 2.Learn to be independent. Its perfectly ok to not earn, but its important to be independent. 3.Learn to ride that bike or drive that car. You don't always need an escort! 4.Learn about investments and taxes. Its not necessary to have someone else manage your savings n earnings all your life. 5.Plan and save for your own gifts n desires. You don't always need a boyfriend or husband or your dad to buy you something you love. Gift yourself! 6.When you expect equal pay at work, take equal responsibilities. Its not ok to play the "woman" card or "mother" card and shun tough tasks. 7.Take equal responsibility of your parents. Its not acceptable to expect everything from your brother every time. 8.Let the father take care of the unwell child once in a while. Its ok. Your career is equally important and the father is equally responsible. 9.Let other family members take care of your kitchen sometimes. Its ok if the kitchen platform is exceptionally unclean or sink is full of dirty vessels. Relax n take that break! 10.Help the other woman, even if you dont like her You never know what her battles are. Empower the needy ones. 11.Create a support system. Its ok to get on well with inlaws! Not every family needs to have a saas-bahu drama. 12.Have some friends (men and women) beyond your husband's or boyfriend's group. Its ok ! Spend some time away from family with your friends. 13.Its ok to not cry. Not all women need to be senti all the time 14. Be vigilant, be prepared to handle tough situations. When things go wrong, try to be balanced and find way out of your problems. You don't need to play the victim. 15. Find time to read and keep yourself updated. 16.Raise independent, caring and health conscious kids. Make all family members equally accountable and responsible. 17. Create different girlie groups. Share your problems and seek opinions. Finally take your own decision and be confident about it. 18. Spend some time doing what you like, even if its just sitting idle. Dont feel guilty about it, just because others feel its worthless. 19. Believe in yourself...... . If you don't, no one else will
