what cards don't say!!!!

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  1. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat
    When I looked at the tire...
    I noticed your cat.
    SORRY!

    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.
    But don't fret about it...
    She moved in with me.

    Looking back over the years
    that we've been together,
    I can't help but wonder...
    "What the hell was I thinking?"

    Congratulations on your wedding day!
    Too bad no one likes your husband.

    How could two people as beautiful as you
    Have such an ugly baby?

    I've always wanted to have
    someone to hold, someone to love.
    After having met you ..
    I've changed my mind.

    I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
    I never believed in Hell until I met you.

    As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
    That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before
    you go...
    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
    You'll probably need it again.

    Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Tennessee, ! Kentucky & West
    Virginia)

    Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
    Almost Lifelike!

    When we were together,
    you always said you'd die for me.
    Now that we've broken up,
    I think it's time you kept your promise.

    We have been friends for a very long time ..
    let's say we stop?

    I'm so miserable without you...
    it's almost like you're here.

    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
    Did you ever find out who the father was?

    Your friends and I wanted to do
    something special for your birthday.
    So we're having you put to sleep.

    So your daughter's a hooker,
    and it spoiled your day.
    Look at the bright side,
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  2. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Prathi,

    these were funny but full odf sarcasm also...i guess we will never really find them on anycards...and :? .hopefully, no one thinks all this when they are sending a card! :tongue
     

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