What a geek .... Hilarious !!!!!

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  1. Chilbuli Imli

    Chilbuli Imli Senior IL'ite

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    An ambitious software engineer finally decided to take
    >>a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise
    >>and proceeded to have the time of his life. At least for a while.
    >>A hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down
    >>and was lost instantly. The man found himself swept up
    >>on the shores of an island with no other people, no supplies,
    >>nothing.
    >>Only
    >>bananas and coconuts.
    >>Used to five-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. So, for
    >>the
    >>next
    >>four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old
    >>life,
    >>and fixed his
    >>gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship.
    >>
    >>One day, as he was lying on the beach, he spotted
    >>movement out of the corner of his eye. It was a
    >>rowboat, and in it was the most gorgeous woman he had
    >>ever seen. She rowed up to him.
    >>
    >>In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from,
    >>and how did you get here?"
    >>
    >>"I rowed from the other side of the island," she said.
    >>"I landed here when my cruise ship sank."
    >>
    >>"Amazing," the software engineer said, "I didn't know
    >>anyone else had survived. How many of you are there?
    >>You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with
    >>you."
    >>"It's only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't wash
    >>up: nothing did."
    >>He was confused, "Then how did you get the rowboat?"
    >>"Oh, simple," replied the woman. "I made it out of raw
    >>material that I found on the island. The oars were
    >>whittled from gum-tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm
    >>branches,
    >>and
    >>the sides and stern came from a eucalyptus tree."
    >>"But, but, that's impossible," stuttered the man. "You
    >>had no tools or hardware - how did you manage?"
    >>
    >>"Oh, that was no problem," the woman said. "On the
    >>south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of exposed
    >>alluvial rock. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature,
    >>it
    >>melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that to make tools, and
    >>used
    >>the
    >>tools to make the hardware. But enough of that. Where do you live?"
    >>Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had been sleeping on the
    >>beach the
    >>whole time.
    >>"Well, let's row over to my place then," she said.
    >>After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at
    >>a small wharf. As the man looked onto shore, he nearly
    >>fell out of the boat. Before him was a stone walk leading to an
    >>exquisite
    >>bungalow painted in blue and white.
    >>While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly
    >>woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead,
    >>dumbstruck.
    >>As they walked into the house, she said casually,
    >>"It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please.
    >>Would you like to have a drink?"
    >>
    >>"No, no, thank you," he said, still dazed. "I couldn't
    >>drink another drop of coconut juice."
    >>"It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. "I have
    >>made a still - How about a Pinacolada?"
    >>Trying to hide his continued amazement, the software
    >>engineer accepted, and they sat down on her couch to
    >>talk.
    >>After they had exchanged their stories, the woman
    >>announced, "I'm going to slip into something more
    >>comfortable. Would you like to have a shower and a shave? There is
    >>a razor
    >>upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
    >>No longer questioning anything, the man went into the
    >>bathroom. There in the cabinet was a razor made from a
    >>bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow-ground edge
    >>were fastened to its tip, inside a swivel mechanism.
    >>"This woman is absolutely amazing," he mused. "What
    >>next?"
    >>When he returned, the woman greeted him. She beckoned for him to
    >>sit down
    >>next to her. "Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer
    >>to him,
    >>brushing her
    >>leg against his, "We've both been out here for a very
    >>long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm
    >>sure you really feel like doing right now, something
    >>you've been longing to do for all of these months."
    >>She stared into his eyes. He couldn't believe what he
    >>was hearing - this was like all of his dreams coming
    >>true in one day.
    >>"You mean...," he replied, "I can check my e-mail from
    >>here?"
     
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    Hi.......

    This is a good one. Keep posting in more. :clap


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