Welcome To The Wild Ride On The Choo Choo Train

WILD NIGHT

Wild night
What a delight
We will have such a
Pillow fight

Wild night
What a dream
Who could even think
Of watching a stream

Wild night
What a dance
Can you believe
I would take such a stance

Wild night
So many colors
Cannot believe I found it
In one lover

Wild night
So young
So clear
So perfect
Yet waiting to come
Waiting for the Universe
To beckon it

Wild night

 

MY DEFILED BODY

I offer you my
Defiled Body

To do as you will
To dig deep and find
Treasures with your
God-given drill

I offer you my
Defiled Body

And ask for
Nothing in return

Except you ensure
I am never
A woman spurned

I offer you my
Defiled Body

In front of Society
In front of Religion
In front of God

I offer you my
Defiled Body

For you to
Poke and Prod

With your
God-given rod

Yet my heart
Is beneath my blouse
Which is fastened securely

Securely as a
Red brick house

I offer you my
Defiled Body

Within the sanctity of Society
Within the sanctity of Religion
Within the sanctity of God

Yet my heart
Will be fastened with
Iron, coal, steel

Lest thee attempts to
Make me cry and kneel

I offer you my
Defiled Body

For your hands
To do as they please

My heart is encased
In a grand palace

Lest it be trampled
By thou shoddy feet

 

ONE TYPE OF WOMAN

God made one type of woman

The type of woman
Who has that sweet
Innocent girl alive inside

God made one type of woman

The type who is a seedling, to
Be planted into nourishing
Environment

To blossom into a beautiful flower

God made one type of woman

The type of woman to have
All the physical trappings
To pique desire in a man

All the emotional trappings
To console and comfort a man

All the spiritual trappings
To awaken the kindly spirit
Within a man

God made one type of woman

The type of woman who can
Give birth to a man
Raise a man
Love and nurture a man

Also that one day this
Man can be King
And fulfill his duty of

Planting a seedling
Protecting her as she blossoms into a flower
Unites her with a worthy man

Who will assist her to
Perpetuate humanity
Perpetuate society
Perpetuate love, trust, understanding

Amongst individuals

God made one type of woman

 

GOTTA OWN YOUR SEXUALITY

Gotta own your
Sexuality

That's how it was
Meant to be

Gotta own your
Sexuality

A gift from God
To thee

Gotta own your
Sexuality

Forget about
Societal guilt

Gotta own your
Sexuality

Where will Society be
When you are a victim
Of jilt

Gotta own your
Sexuality

No matter your
Shape, weight, and size

Gotta own your
Sexuality

Doesn't matter if
Some males despise

Gotta own your
Sexuality

It was meant to be
Shared

Gotta own your
Sexuality

It is ready for a Man
Who cares

 

LUCKY GROOM

Not a good groom
Not a bad groom

But a lucky groom

A lucky groom indeed

Not a rich groom
Not a poor groom

But a lucky groom

Lucky to have nice wife
For all of life

Lucky to have calm wife
Who doesn't cause strife

Lucky to have fun wife
Who serves him breakfast, lunch and dinner

Lucky to have understanding wife
Who doesn't pressure him to get thinner (hence the three meals )

Not a smart groom
Not a dumb groom

But a lucky groom

A lucky groom indeed!

 

I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T LOVE ME

I love you
Even though you
Don't love me

I simply don't care
About thee

I love you
Even though you
Don't love me

Next time
I will
Hug a tree

I love you
Even though you
Don't love me

Too bad!
You cannot take me
Over your knee

I love you
Even though you
Don't love me

You will always be
In my dreams
And will be there
Wherever I see

I love you
Even though you
Don't love me

Too bad
Its too late
I've been bitten by
The Love Bug
And it cannot be
Swept under a rug

I love you
Even though you
Don't love me

Your essence inspires
Painting, song and poetry

I love you
Even though you
Don't love me

What are we going
To do about it!!!!

 

GHEE

I want Ghee
Goodness Gracious Me

Is there any in
The house for me

I want Ghee
The type that made
Lord Krishna flee
From Maya Yashoda

After he stole Ghee
From Milkmaids
Whose Clothes
He also stuck
On a Tree

I want Ghee
To drink with my Tea
To spread on my Biscuit
And drink with Coffee

I want Ghee

 

CHUP CHAP HUTTO

Chup Chap Hutto
You are a noisy Buffalo

Chup Chap Hutto
You are an inconsiderate Fellow

Stop complaining about the Boss
Yet your mindless chatter
Causes my Productivity Loss

Stop chewing the Fat
You simply are not all That

Chup Chap Hutto
You are anything but Mellow

Chup Chap Hutto
You lack talent
And canno play the Cello

Stopwasting my Time
You are not worth
A pay phone dime

Chup Chap Hutto
Now one wants to hear you Bello

Chup Chap Hutto
You Whiney fellow!

 

SEX

Sex - there is nothing to be
Perplexed

Sex - we should share it with
That special person
Who wishes us
The best

Sex - you are united with that one person
And forsake the rest

Sex - it's not about body parts
Such as an arm, ankle or breast

Sex - it is a quest

To create a bond
Between two people

To reinforce love, trust and respect

To create a heaven while surrounded
By the burning fires of Kali Yuga

To build a heartfelt stable, loving home
For the future

For your future
For my future
For our future

Future scientists
Future doctors
Future teachers
Future artists
Future humanitarians


Who will be united with
That special person

And continue the circle of life

The circle of life

 

RUSTIC PUNJAB

Rustic Punjab
Wells my Heart Up

Rustic Punjab
Is our Joy and Pride

Rustic Punjab
Acres and Acres of Greenery

Rustic Punjab
Makes for Beautiful Scenery

Rustic Punjab
Will I ever visit you

Rustic Punjab
Or am I someone to chew

Rustic Punjab
Roads from Centuries Yonder

Rustic Punjab
Makes my mind Wander

Rustic Punjab
Do you only exist on Canvas
And Paint

Rustic Punjab
Or will a long visit have to
Patiently Wait

Rustic Punjab
I am waiting for you

Rustic Punjab
For me, is the same true

Rustic Punjab