Washing Away Your Sins

@Kamaji...Hurray saving money then : )

 

@Kamalji ....Hurray .... so saving on money then !!!!

 

See you are giving out a very easy solution. That Swami made them live in hell (someday no food, some day no A/C, some day no sleep, some day walk for hours). That makes it more authentic.
All Swamis give very tough remedies and mix 15 herbs and have it early in the morning before sunrise. This way they can charge more and if it doesn't work, you didn't follow the direction.

 

Kamalji Sir,

That was really funny.

So we can do all the sins in this world and pay you or that temple some amount and get rid of all our sins..

Your business plan has no bounds, remember that you were discussing something about start up business a while ago as well. No harm done, in India, we can start any business like you have suggested and still put the blame on washing our sins away..

Thoroughly enjoyed your snippet.

Thanks,
Vaidehi

 

Dear Kamalji,

I suggest you introduce the following schemes in addition to what you have proposed:

1) Buy one get one free offer - i.e. if you pay for the husband, wife's sin clearance certificate is issued for free.

2) Prepayment discount - If someone is willing to pay for 3 years in advance for sins about to be committed, you may issue pre-sin clearance certificate

3) Holy land discount - If someone is coming from Gaya, Varanasi, Ayodhya, Dwaraka, Jerusalem, Mecca, Amritsar, etc., you can offer holy place discount

4) You can also introduce Silver, Gold, Platinum plans that would make them not only wash their sins but also provide additional features such as seats closer to dancing ladies in heaven

5) In order to boost sales, you can also offer special discount on holy days in all religions.

If you are willing to accept me as a business partner, I am ready to come up with a business plan and be responsible for strategic planning, sales, marketing, finance, etc. You can be the CEO of the company.

I can create Devendran's emblem and heaven background watermarked in the certificates.

Viswa

 

@Kamalji ......funny one......very good business plan, all the best....are there any discounts or referral schemes also available or buy one get 1 free?

 

Hi kamalji,
that was a hilarious snippet. Thorough enjoyed reading it! Not to say any less of the jokes too

 

Dear Kamalji what a snippy , peppy snippet - just like you.
I also like Viswamitra's list.

You know all our rivers and specially Ganga is supposed to wash all sins! So I can never bath in them . because I am so Paap Heen - sinless, that other people's sins will come over me!

And this is not only in Hindus. Catholics too have the system of "confession" that makes them sin free till next time.