Washing Away Your Sins

Kamalji when I read this news, I thought of you and here you are with the humorous snippet. Swami Nithyananda (the godman that was caught with an actress) used to have month long camps in US where a sinner had to live a tough life for the month (punishment, some days without food or water, some day without sleep, someday walk through out the day). At the end of the month, the sinner becomes sin free with a certificate. The cost is just meager half a million dollars.

 

very funny . good humourous one from you.
see Kamalji i have the ad ready to go on the telemarketing screen.
Here comes sin washer Great Kamalji with his sin free water to relinquish every one of your sins.

Pay only 1111 and go straight to Heaven.

a few responses from those who obtained Heaven:

• i was a pure sinner and managed to commit many crimes. thankfully by our dear Kamaljis grace and his sin free water i made my way straight to heaven.
• i have managed in my life to torture many people and was seriously contemplating hell when the great Kamalji offered me the sinfree water and here im enjoying as you can see in the heaven with apsaras

in the end devotees dont delay this offer and immediately order your sin free water . if you order immediately you get a discount of 100Rs. if you order for two you get one sin free bottle free

 

@Kamalji ......HaHaHa.... Your business scheme looks hellarious, loaded with lots of tension counting the no. of sins done and water wanted !!!

 

Dear @Kamalji ,

A class satire on our Indian superstitions and cheats! Enjoyed, laughed and laughed a lot!

Thanks.

 

Dear Kamalji,
A specialist in choosing subjects from news items and presenting a snippet in a hilarious manner. A stressbuster for IL members,
PS