Veggies for virility

Real men eat meat, right? Wrong. Far from macho, meat makes you less of a man. Here's medical evidence that vegetarians make better lovers. All bodily organs depend on blood supply. When arteries to the heart get jammed, the ticker stops.

Similarly with what's-it down there. When its arteries start to clog, the organ takes longer to play. Once the obstruction worsens, you're no longer up to the job. Sacked from the sack.

In <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region><st1lace>America</st1lace></st1:country-region>, where they live on steak and hamburger, one in four over 60-year-old men are completely impotent and by age 23, three out of four men have at least one major arterial blockage. Turning from red to white won't help either; both chicken and fish have plenty of cholesterol and fat.

Turning veggie, on the other hand, can reverse arterial blockage, restoring your Latinesque libido, plus providing looks to match since the average man who turns veggie becomes 10 per cent leaner. '

Not only are plant foods themselves low in calories, but their natural starches stimulate two natural hormones in your body which accelerate your calorie-burning metabolism. And hair. That's right, Samson. Going veggie could mean you get to keep your hair on longer.

In <st1:country-region><st1lace>Japan</st1lace></st1:country-region> as the diet has become westernised, i.e. more meat and fat, baldness is more common, especially in younger men. Meat hastens hair loss because testosterone enters and kills hair follicles. Excess testosterone produced by a meat-based diet also causes overproduction of cells in the prostate gland.

An overgrown prostate can pinch off urinary flow causing a condition that leaves you taking trips to the loo all night. Going veggie also brings you closer to the new-age male ideal as research has shown that the more fibre in a man's diet, the less likely is he to be aggressive and domineering.

Animal foods don't contain any fibre at all. So the more you fill up on them, the less fibre in your digestive tract, which means you end up a bullying boor. So there it is, the most effective sexual aid is not a little blue pill but those greens on the grocery shelf. Face it, fellas, real men eat ghaas-phoos:thumbsup .

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