Various Topics

Various Topics​

Todays papers showed Maderna’s daughter ( maderna of the Bhanwari Devi infame), telling a public meeting that her father was set up to destroy his politicial carreer.

Maderna’s CD where he has sex with Bhanwari Devi, is circulating all around. I happened to see the 5 min clip on someone’s mobile, and it sure is hot.Seems this clip was ciurculated to all the journalists some time back. Maderna is shown having sex with Bhawari, and the best part is the wife Leela, and the daughter have come out supporting their dad.

The wife said , so what is anyone’s problem it was sex by consent !!! Wow I am sure she must be admired by so many men all around india, who must be wishing their wives were equally supporting of their liaisons with their secretaries, girlfriends etc, and come out in open support in case they get caught. What a nice wife and daughter to have.


We men still have hope, wish all wives and daughters are so supportive of their straying husbands/father. God is still there, I think !!!



Heard of deaf and ddumb using mobiles and conveying message ?
There is a carpenter, who is deaf and dumb, he puts his mobile on vibration mode. His wife too is deaf anddumb.

So due to vibration he comes to know he has received a call, and he and wife use 3 G mobile where u can see one another,, and they make sign language, and talk to each other.
Brilliant, I think. What do u think !!!



We have a small rat moving in the house, a very small fellow.All attempts to catch it is useless, he or she eats the food in the trap and escapes, god knows how.

Now this rat does not come to my b edroom, he goes to daughters bedroom and hides in places where u cant find him/her/it !!! Now he is very fond of my daughter, who sleeps with the blanket, for it is cold here.

The other day, she got up in the morning, removing the blanket from her face, and she froze. The rat was sitting on the blanket, staring at her, she was scared stiff ! So she stayed put, pertified, but this fellow continued to stare at her. Later when she yelled, he ran away, and inside the b;lanket, and jumping up and down, looked like a ghost was doing it. A very playful chap, harmless acc to me.

But daughter has complained to me, papa do something, papa ordered a new trap, but this fellow is smart. He keeps jumping over tuffy and bingo , who don’t seem to bother, they think it is a Chinese toy moving about on battery !!!

I told Shoba he only comes to yr room, maybe u jilted him in your last birth, and married someone else, so now he cant have enough of u, he has u to himself, and he loves to look at his lady love of the past birth, and she gets so angry, which makes her look even cuter.

I told this to my friends, who had another story to tell. One told me,. Ther eis a rat also in his office, who entered his locked wooden drawer of his table, and eat away or nibbled away at some currency notes, but did not touch anything else. He showed me the notes, nibbled away and one side numbers are missing. Even he too cant seem to catch the fellow. Seems he has a rich appetitie, eating notes eh !

I like these chaps, I have mice, lizards, etc moving around, they don’t disturb me, they do the ladies, so they must be males eh ! My policy is live and let live, they dare not trouble me, if they do, they know one day I will put them in the frying pan, and they will washed down my tummy drowning in whiskey.

So for the time being the status quo remains. Let us see what happens next !!!

Have a great weekend ladies and gentlemen

KAMAL MAHTANI

WHAT IS A WIFE ?
Sheis like the Prasad of the temple, in whioch u cannot take out any mistakes, and which have to accept it gracefully and lump it.



Ghalib ne farmaya
Shaadi mein pee lee humne Sharab,
Wah Wah
Shaadi mein pee lee humne sharab,
Phir jo hui tabjat kharaab,
De potty,
De pishab,
De tatti,
De pishab,
Be hisab , be hisab

 

Dear Satchi,

Well a mice in yr room, is better thab a boy friend, u see my dear satchi. And a kiddie one at that, caught today, harsha was happy.She wanted someone to throw him down the lane.

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Sri,

Great title that.HAHA. yes that would have attracted the ladies. Do u know Sri, if u go to google and type in search, Maderna, wife and daughter, out of the 4,20,000 searches, mine is first on the list, which means, i am the most read, thta is this blog of mine. i saw it today when someone called me up to tell me that. pls check it out yrself.

Yes everyone would have loved it with that title.HAHA

Regards

kamal