Varalotti Goes On A Blind Date!

I got to know her in that popular dating site. She seemed to be quite an interesting person. Soft,caring, loving and very skilfull with her words. I fell for her.

I sent her a message,’Can we meet sometime?’ There was a resounding yes from her. We fixed the rendezvous.

The Café in the Landmark Book Shop in Spencer Plaza.

With just four days to go I was restless. I could not focus on my work, my writing or any of my activities.

How old will she be? Theoritically anywhere between 18 and 55, my preferred age-range in that dating site.

Psychologists say that going on a blind date is the most stressful social activity. Should be only doubly so for a fifty something accountant and writer.

Will she be tall or short? Will she be a stunning beauty or a plain looking woman, average height, average looks and all? Will she be very old?

Or too young to be part of a matured conversation or a hassle-free relationship?

Will she be fair, dark or somewhere in between? Will she be hideous, too fat, with a permanent frown on her face and an eternal irritation in her voice?

Can I shake hands with her? Can I hold her hands while talking to her? Or will she want more?

There is only one way I can be completely stress-free if and only if my blind date is exactly what I want her to be.

As tall as Anushka and as slim as Thamanna, as dashing as Tapsee, with eyes as blue and captivating as those of Aishwarya Rai, with a figure which will make Mallika Sherawat sigh in envy, as friendly as Sneha, as smiling as Kushboo and on the top of it a good conversationalist with a fine sense of humour.

And she should be prepared exactly for that degree of intimacy which I have in mind.

“Varalotti, are you nuts? I know something like this would happen. People who talk too much about God always end up like this. So we have one more Nithyananda here.”

Wait!

This kind of fantasy will become a reality when the person you are dating with is God Himself.

Two lovers have been on a blind date with God. And they have talked about their dates, or rather their inability to talk about Him.

One says

“He takes whatever form you like to see him in. He’ll be your child, beloved, your lapdog or whatever. As to His Name, well, it’s whatever you give him. Call him God, his beautiful lips will widen in smile. And give him a derogatory name, his smile will only be bigger.

Call him your friend, he will melt for you. And call him your enemy he will only melt more. Nothing melts him like your ignorance. Nothing amuses him like your arrogance. In whatever way you choose to think you end up thinking only of Him.”

The person here is Poikai Azhwar.
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To the other man, Nammazhwar, God simply defies all description.

‘Are you the great void that defies all heights, breadths and lengths? Or are you the great flowery light, that’s even greater than the void? Or the illuminating wisdom of happiness that’s greater than that flowery light? And you surrounded me annihilating my desires which are even greater than those three.

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And to date Him you don’t even need an Internet connection, let alone a dating site.

And He is available 24 X 7. And will probably be the only person in the whole world with the possible exception of your mother who will accept you as you are.

This weekend, why don’t you go on a date with Him?