Valentine Humour - smart answers....

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Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A. Stick with me and we'll go places!

Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet? ​

A. "I find you very attractive."

Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend? ​

A. "You're fun to hang around with."

Q. What did one light bulb say to the other? ​

A. "I love you a whole watt!"

Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ​

A. "I love you a ton!"

Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? ​

A. "I'm sweet on you!"

Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? ​

A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q. What did the painter say to her boyfriend? ​

A. "I love you with all my art!"

Q. What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? ​

A. He gives it a valenshine!

Q. What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? ​

A. "I've got a crutch on you!"

Q. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? ​

A. It was a case of guppy love.

Q. What do you call two birds in love?​

A. Tweethearts!

Q. Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? ​

A. Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Q. Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? ​

A. Because you can really party hearty!

Q. What did one oar say to the other?​

A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

Q. What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? ​

A. It made him wed his plants!

Q. What happened when the two angels got married? ​

A. They lived harpily ever after!

Q. Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? ​

A. Because you always heart the one you love!

Girl : "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."​

Boy : "Really?"
Girl : "Yeah, you make me sick!"

Q. Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? ​

A. Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Q. Why do men like love at first sight ?​

Answer from a Female : It saves them a lot of time !
Answer from a Male : Love will vanish when she open her mouth !

Q. Why man holds a woman's hand ?​

A.1 : before marriage, it is love;
A.2 : after marriage, it is self-defense !
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