Traits of an IT Professional!!!

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  1. prathi

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    If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

    1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in
    Everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say,
    "His
    Milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around
    so
    No issues"



    2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by
    Friends whose faces U cant remember.



    3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.

    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n 4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing * *\n* * * * * *
    \n Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps) * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n*
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n 5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive * *\n* * * * * *
    \n Thecall. * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n 6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial &quot;0&quot;to get\nan * * * * * *
    \n Outside line. * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n*
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *",1]);//--></SCRIPT>


    4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing
    Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)




    5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive
    Thecall.




    6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an
    Outside line.



    7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.





    8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new
    Girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.




    9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes,
    Drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. And then complain about the late
    Working hours.



    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","
    \n 10.) Ur important \'meetings\' usually comprise two or three people *\n* * * *
    \n Max, including yourself. * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n 11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind *\n* * * *
    \n You at the exam. * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n 13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not *\n* * * * *
    \n Going. * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n 14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U. * * *\n* * * * * * * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *",1]);//--></SCRIPT>
    10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people
    Max, including yourself.



    11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind
    You at the exam.




    13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not
    Going.



    14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n 15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends *\n* * *
    \n Who are also in IT. * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n 16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12 * * *\n* * * * * * * * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n 17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it . * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n
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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *",1]);//--></SCRIPT>



    15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends
    Who are also in IT.




    16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12




    17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .


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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n 18.)And now u r smiling!!!! * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * *
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    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n Am sure u did steps 16 to 18. * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
    \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *
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    \n",0]);D(["ce"]);//--></SCRIPT>

    18.)And now u r smiling!!!!

    Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.
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  2. Leo

    Leo New IL'ite

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    Good One Prathi

    Hi Prathi,

    Good one, though I am not in the IT industry i can associate with it as my husband and some close friends are in IT. Had a good laugh, sounds true, this is what they do, fwding it to them now.

    Bye,
    leo.
     

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