This is senior citizens - nice article

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  1. saichithari

    saichithari Bronze IL'ite

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    THIS IS SENIOR CITIZENS!!!




    Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

    HOWEVER,
    upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took

    The melody out of music,

    The pride
    out of appearance,

    The courtesy
    out of driving,

    The romance
    out of love,

    The commitment
    out of marriage,

    The responsibility
    out of parenthood,

    The togetherness
    out of the family,

    The learning
    out of education,

    The service
    out of patriotism,

    The Golden Rule
    from rulers,

    The nativity
    scene out of cities,

    The civility
    out of behavior,

    The refinement
    out of language,

    The dedication
    out of employment,

    The prudence
    out of spending,

    The ambition out of achievement orGod
    out of government and school.

    And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance
    from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

    And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.


    Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand
    at attention with their hand over their hearts!


    YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

    I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

    I'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer.

    I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

    I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

    I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

    I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

    I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

    Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!



    Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!

























     
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  2. Coffeelover

    Coffeelover Platinum IL'ite

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    Hello Soul mate ( I am senior too),

    great one!!!!!! I liked it so much and laughed so much. Then we have problems. hahaha!!!!!
    Thanks for cheering me up.
    Bless you.
     

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