This Is Just Not Cricket

This is Just Not Cricket


Did u know that the cricket Balls, the ones red in colour, as made from Cow skin ? im sure our cricketers too don’t know, otherwise a few of them would have stopped playing cricket. I just read it yesterday, and it stumped me.

The cow skins are used to make Cricket Balls in Meerut. They used to get it from the states where cow slaughter is legal, and truckloads used to come. The ball used to sell at 800 per bal, not dozen !!!


Now they are scared to get the skins, for the makers fear they will be skinned alive instead, and the rates of the ball have gone up to 1200 a ball !!!

Now they are thinking to make balls from Buffallo skins!!!

Just not cricket this !!!!!!



A Decent Politician

Decent and politician , rare, no ?

Vivek Tankha , the newly elected Congress politician to Rajya Sabha ( the same sabha where Vijay Malya was elected to), has complained to spice Jet owner, that he was treated like a VIP, when he travelled Jabalpur Delhi recently.


As he acme out of the flight, a bus took him to the airport lounge, closing the doors to everyone else, and he alone rode the bus.This embarrassed him no end.

Dear Vivek, I just hope u remain this way, there are very few left like u. There were good people like u , like Rajesh Pilot and Madhavrao Scindia, but they died too soon, they say decent people are needed by god, just take care of yourself will y ou !!!!!!!



When God is happy he gives u so much, that u cannot imagine. Well this happened with Saliq Ansari, 28.

He had 3 daughters, and decided to go for a 4th try, maybe hoping he will get a son. But the Lord was kind and gave him triplets, two daughters alongwith a son, all healthy.

Now Ansari is worried, how will he get the kids educated.He drives a auto and makes 9000 a month, and lives In a 12 x 12 rented house.

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His last daughter is 1 year old. Which means he got his wife pregnant when the child was just 3 months. God gave him a son that he desired but with a rider, that is with 2 daughters. Why is he worried now, should he not hve been worried before he impregnated his wife a forth time ?


For guys like these, I think making babies is a hobby, get one, then start preparing for the next, even before the stitches and wounds of the previous pregnancy have healed.


What does one say further.



An Air India pilot flying Chennai to Male, insisted on having a female copilot, and when refused, he refused to fly with 110 passengers, who stayed put in the aircraft, till his demand was met.

Air India pilot demands particular woman co-pilot, delays flight

Getting paid 5 to 10 lakhs a month, with job security, pension in lakhs and free tickets to travel all over the world for life, and wanting their favourite females on board, if this is not heaven then what is. And there are no cameras in the cockpit mind u, and for most part the planes are on auto pilot, well, it’s a noce cosy pad out there, up in the sky, where the guys wife cannot even snoop on him, nor can she call him up.


Lucky guys really.


HAHA


KAMAL MAHTANI


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Mrs. Das divorced Mr. Das.


Now she's BinDas !!



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Dear Balaji,

These chaps think making babies is fun and a hobby, and when faced with realities, they now ask for help.Why did he have to go for a fourth one ?

He should be made to do nasbandhi, so also his wife. And this son of his is now faced with the prospect of marrying off his 5 sisters. What a entry for the son in this world.

 

Dear GG,

i will give u his address, u go ask him.
HAHA
Regards
kamal

 

Dear AKs,
Yes god gives to the wrong people, kids or money eh ! Well what is wrong is, the pilot held up the flight for 2 hours on the runway, and he flew only when the lady was deputed, transfered from another sector.

Regard

kamal

 

Dear OJ,

Yes the mutiny of 1857 happened bcs of cow oil was used to grease the bullets. Well such good MP's are rare, really.

Regards
kamal