The ICICI!

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  1. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to
    celebrate their 40th anniversary.

    Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our
    engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.

    Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the
    beach.

    However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to
    live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

    Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the
    island.

    An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our
    Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

    "No, sweetheart," she responds.

    Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we
    pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"

    "Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.

    "One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto
    loan to them too this month?" he asks.

    "Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."

    Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest
    hug
    in 40 years. Mona pulls
    away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"

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    Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"
     
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  2. So Sure

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    hi Safa,

    That was a good one and it is so true! :-D I think some one should suggest to President Bush to stop all FBI and military activity to get Bin Laden. He should engage these financers to do the job. That would save so many innocent lives.

    Regards
    Sharada
    :wave




     

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