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The Door Bell

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jayana, Jun 9, 2006.

  1. jayana

    jayana Senior IL'ite

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    One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.

    As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her
    "
    Honey, would you give me a kiss ?"

    Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

    " Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
    He asked grinning at her.


    " No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

    "Oh come on!

    There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

    " No way, it's just too risky!"

    "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".

    " No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

    "Oh yes you can. Please?"

    " No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... "

    Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and

    The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled,
    And in a sleepy voice she said,


    " Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
    Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....

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    TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ........

    :mrgreen: :-D :mrgreen: ​
     
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