The 10 Kitty Commandments

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  1. nokia6681

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    Anyone who has ever known and loved a cat (and even those who haven’t!) will get a laugh out of this great list!
    Share it with your cat-fancier friends:
    And the Cat said. . .
    1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.
    2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
    3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator.
    4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible.
    5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 a.m.
    6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it.
    7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly.
    8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
    9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
    10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.




    waiting for ur lovely replies...meow...Big Laugh
     
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    Moew....Thy shall forward it to my friends....and their pets could obey them...
    Nice one, Nokia...

    sriniketan
     
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    :hiyasriniketan.

    Thanks for your reply.Computer Typing

    Big Laughhappy meow......See you again...

    Regards
    Ananthi
     
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    meow....meow.....meow....really nice commandments and cute kittens.
     

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