Take Them Seriously and Don't Laugh............ Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... . . drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! Boss: Where were you born? Sardar : Punjab .. Boss : which part ? Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. / Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.... Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love. Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE : In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child Note: Just For Fun No Other Offence