stupid questions in obvious situations....

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  1. meenaprakash

    meenaprakash Silver IL'ite

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    Dear friends,

    Here are 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations......... the answers ofcourse can vary according to the situation and moods.........



    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
    Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
    Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
    Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
    Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.


    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
    Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
    Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
    Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
    Answer:-
    Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
    Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
    Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.


    7. When you get woken up at <st1:time minute="0" hour="0" w:st="on">midnight</st1:time> by a phone call...
    Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in <st1:place w:st="on">Africa</st1:place> marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted


    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
    Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

    9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
    Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
    Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
    Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.
    Answer:-Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
     
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  2. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha

    oooooooooooooooooo..that was hilarious..:bang
     

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