Dear friends, Here are 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations......... the answers ofcourse can vary according to the situation and moods......... 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at <st1:time minute="0" hour="0" w:st="on">midnight</st1:time> by a phone call... Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in <st1lace w:st="on">Africa</st1lace> marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts? Answer:-No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke. Answer:-Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
