Sorry Ladies, Some Male Voice!

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  1. varalotti

    varalotti IL Hall of Fame

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    Most Gracious ILites,
    I know for sure that one common quality that links all the ILites is an abundant sense of humour.
    I fully rely on that quality and hence have the courage to post this power point presentation.
    I must thank my good friend Mr.Ramji from Amsterdam for having forwarded this presentation in spite of his wife's vociferous protests.
    I see some ILites picking up rotten tomatoes. Come, Ramji, let's run.

    Varalotti
     

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  2. Vidya24

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    I can't believe that this got posted here.
     
  3. Chitvish

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    I did enjoy it, Vidya !

    Dear Sridar & Ramji,
    You thought we won't laugh at jokes at our cost ? We do have a great sense of humour. After all the effort you both have taken to post it here, i am laughing - joke is only a joke, nothing more than that !
    Knowing your wife, thankyou Ramji for routing this through sridhar.
    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     
  4. Vidya24

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    And I am getting punched from all sides.

    Maduraiites- I am reconsidering your merits.
     
  5. Chitvish

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    Oh, no, Vidya !

    We, Maduraites are such simpletons Vidya ! Never doubt our integrity.
    Ramji thinks " Yaan petra inbam peruka ivvaiyakam" - let us all join hands & laugh together. Between you & me, we know that both the men only wish all these were true - but sadly, none is !
    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     
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    Abundantly True!

    Chitra and Vidya,
    All the statements are abundantly true. It was the truth that made you women laugh.
    One more truth.
    You know why all points were numbered 1?
    Many w???? could not count beyond that number.
    Ha ha.. don't try to hit me, gals,
    Ramji, how are you faring?
    Are you sleeping in the couch tonight, sweet dreams.
    sridhar
     
  7. Vidya24

    Vidya24 Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Sridar

    I actually like this pps. We learn most when we can laugh at ourselves. I am quite glad u posted it.

    U have a good reason for why all points are numbered one. I especially am math challenged.

    My explanation is most women /wives cannot count beyond one when it comes to husbands. It is the ordinal priority we give our husbanda and children. It is the number of true loves we choose to have in life.

    Hopefully, no more from me on this.
    Enjoy yr sunday.

    cheers
    Vidya
     
  8. Chitvish

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    Vidya, well said, but......

    Men after counting one will not stop - my God, what does that mean, Vidya ?
    Love & regards,
    Chithra.
     
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    I hope the rotten tomatoes have found their mark!

    Hello Everyone,

    Missed out on this....got to see the pps....well looks like the men are finally making some rules...shows that fat last that they are LISTENING! and giving us some importance...well after all these centuries, (hey gals that calls for celebration)they have decided to makesome rules....good, points noted...:evil:

    We will definetely SAY WHAT WE WANT TO SAY"CLEARLY-NO HINTS", DURNG THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS AND YOU GUYS BETTER STICK TO your RULES:(Since all the rules were numbered 1, I decided to CHOOSE ONLY ONE RULE, this one and will adhere to this)!:tongue
    And Vidhya and Chitra, i agree that we stop with 1,and our b....r half, cannot stop with that number .....:thumbsup
     
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    Haha ha ha....:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
    Wonderful!!!

    Explains a lot of male-perspective :hide:
     

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