Not to hurt anybody!! Only for Jokes Sardar: Why u r on leave for one week. Mr X: I fell from the terrace. Sardar: To fell from the terrace - u took one week. It is horrible. Producer: I am going to make a movie. Suggest me a heart touching title. Sardar : Stethescope. Interviewer: Give me the opposite words. "Made in India" Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan Interviewer: Good keep it up. Sardar: Bad put it down. Int: Maxi mum Sar: mini dad Int: enough, take your seat Sar: Insufficient, give my seat Int: Idiot! Sar: Clever! Int: I say you get out Sar: You did not say I come in Int: I reject you Sar: YOu appoint me Int: Oh god! Sar: Oh Saitan! Howzaat!!!!!!!!!bonk Andal
