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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ambika ananth, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. ambika ananth

    ambika ananth Bronze IL'ite

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    TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
    (and to men who may appreciate good humor)





    BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

    HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

    HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
    SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

    HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
    SHE: Okay, get out!!!

    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

    HE: Shall we go and see a film?
    SHE: I've already seen it!!!

    HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
    SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Hiding from you.

    HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

    HE: So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

    HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    SHE: Do not enter.


     
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  2. prathi

    prathi Bronze IL'ite

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    Brusque but funny!!!!

    Dear Ambika,

    I had a good laugh. I liked them all, the best being ;

    What is you sign?
    Do not enter.

    HAHAHA :clap
     
  3. Shmira

    Shmira Bronze IL'ite

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    Thorougly enjoyed :). And If not it will spoil this momentum of reply from SHE, I have one to add with witty reply from a male!!!

    SHE: If I were your wife, I would poison you to death.
    HE: I would happily eat it then!
     
  4. lovers

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    nice one dear
     
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    kavithavel Senior IL'ite

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    :cool2: The best one for me was "Can I have your name???Hhahaha.
     
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    really really witty . thanx for this post.
     
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